Hey, there’s Makenzie! And her favorite food still is chicken nuggets with lots of barbeque sauce. Yeah, that won’t catch up to her.
Finally Laura grabs the hot glue gun and glues the dress directly to her daughter. Or she glues a flower to hide the safety pin holding the ENTIRE dress together. One of those is right.
Amiya gets onstage and seriously, is she Asian? Because she really has that look. Her ambition is to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader then a mommy. Dream big. I do love that hot pink dress of hers, though.
She’s pretty calm what with Cirque du Freak behind her.
Next up is the Hair-mess Wonder, Tori. Ali says Tori doesn’t look like an ultimate and she hates it. Then you should have said something before now.
Tori gets onstage and although she does a nice job (and is wearing the blue dress she so hates), the hair is a hot, hot mess. It looks like she got caught in a storm on the way over, and one of the judges insinuates that it looks like her mother did her hair. Wow, Ali was insulted for something she didn’t even do.
Bet her momma doesn’t want you looking at her hair now! My, how the tables have turned.
Jasmine looks like a nervous wreck before going onstage. She looks pretty but her eyes are kind of sleepy or dead. She also seems a little stilted. So she’s less of a diva bomb explosion and more of a diva bomb.
I love me and I know you love me so just hand me the crown so everyone else can love me as much as I love me.
Now it’s time for Outfit of Choice and Emcee Todd wants to know if we’re ready to let the good times roll. Only if they roll OVER Jasmine.
Tonya is excited because Outfit of Choice is just a celebration of the history of Mardi Gras. Just wait for Tori’s outfit that has nothing to do with that.
Dane2 is doing Tori’s hair again and at no time do we see Ali say anything about it. “It is what it is,” she says. Or, you could say something to the woman you’re paying to do the hair. Luckily, they are just putting her hair in a ponytail so they can put a hat on…hard to mess that up.
Ali begins her excuses of the pageant by saying Dane2 does give special attention to certain girls, which I guess I could see especially if she knows them or has worked with them for some time. But part of this is probably also YOUR FAULT.
Amiya and Laura are testing the prop they brought and the headdress is tangling in the streamers that come down. Tragedy, I know. Do these people not prepare prior to showing up?
And does Steve Martin know you stole his King Tut routine?