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Then Twitchy goes back to Annette and she could not be more gracious or a better businesswoman. She thanks him for letting her know about the Hair and Makeup Incident™ and she has instructed the judges to add the points deducted back in, all is well. Twitchy is so relieved he hugs Annette. Annette, way to go. This was not only the right thing to do but also good business for getting more people to buy your pageants products and services. Twitchy turns on the teeth and blinds the audience.
Hailey gets onstage and she really looks beautiful – that red hair/blue eyes is a great combo, she looks so mature for 9 years old and I love it. Having said that, everything about this was wrong – the dress, the hair, the makeup, the walk and posture – it was beautiful but not pageant-y. One judge said she thought Hailey did a great job for her first time and she really did. She would probably sweep the awards if she continued with pageants, got a coach and more appropriate formal wear.
Katlyn’s family decides once again to use prayer to get what they want. “Lord, you know how we put this snow globe together. It whuadn’t the right thing to do, but we did it. We’ll return all the items, Jesus.” Turns out the family stayed up all night working on that stupid thing and stealing Christmas ornaments from the hotel tree to make their shit-can snow globe look better. Because apparently they don’t have any ornaments at home? Also, I think returning something once you stole it is still stealing, isn’t it? “We’ll return all the items, Jesus.” Hope he can look the other way on that one commandment.
First up in Winter Wear is Katlyn…should have done it without the snow globe, it looks so stupid and was hardly part of the routine. But Katlyn does a pretty good job…not great like with formal wear, but solid.
Next up is no-personality Ava, who gets onstage, smiles and does absolutely nothing. She can barely walk on the stage, she looks down, waves and really is pretty boring.
Now for the true tragedy of the whole pageant and episode. Hailey is dressed like an elf – bad move, I think she’d look really pretty in some kind of glamorous snow costume of some sort – and she tells us she’s been working on a “secret talent” for this part of the show. Nothing should be a secret at your first event. Nothing. And? Particularly this.