First Runner Up Princess…AVA! HAHAHAHA! Sucks to be you, loser. Dad wrinkles his nose and says, “She got robbed bigtime.” Monica says as long as she’s happy that’s all that matters. Whatever. Your kid was a brat and boring to boot. Shut it.
Less robbed, more freakin’ lucky if you ask me.
Universal Royalty Queen…Katlyn! So she won but she lost. Kymberli is totally cool about it and is happy, which is great.
Oh no. Hailey is sweating bullets. Twitchy says he hopes she wins Ultimate Grand Supreme because he has absolutely no clue about how this all works. “I just want her to have fun,” he says. That didn’t happen either.
Again, no way did their naughty parts ever touch to produce the child in the middle.
So TWO girls are in this category and they are BOTH named Hailey. Most Photogenic…OUR Hailey! Best Dressed…OTHER Hailey! Ouch, that has to hurt considering how much they spent – what was it again? Oh, $4000 – on their dress. Twitchy gets all bitchy about the other girl’s cupcake dress, calling it “standard” and saying there was “nothing special” about it. It had about 2 million more sparkles than yours did and was more of a pageant dress versus a Golden Globes dress. So it was pageant special, Grin-ch.
First Runner Up…our Hailey! Ouch. She’s devastated as she walks off the stage. Twitchy says for her first pageant, she did very well, but Hailey turns on the ugly and says she lost to a “cupcake dress.” No, you lost to someone who probably has more experience in pageants and who knew better than to shatter every glass in the hotel restaurant with her windpipes.
Now here’s the odd thing…when Hailey gets back to her seat, she doesn’t go to her mother, she doesn’t go to her father, she goes to some other woman as she interviews to us that she’s never doing another pageant again. Again, weird family dynamics going on here.
Stranger…please console me!
Also, what the hell kind of expectations were set that she thought she was going to waltz into her first pageant and win the biggest title? I mean, for her first time she did pretty well. But now she’s just a quitter, plain and simple. I was kind of disappointed in her at her response…she should have been a better sport about this. I’m sure once she sees the footage of her trying to turn us all deaf, she’ll realize she got luckier than she should have.
Ultimate Grand Supreme with Anchovies is some girl named Savannah who is pretty cute. Eh.
So Ava’s brother Victor Jr. gets his revenge finally by telling Ava she didn’t win, kind of in a mocking voice. Dad actually admonishes him which…really? Ava punches him and nothing, but Victor Jr. points out the freakin’ obvious and gets into trouble? Poor kid.
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