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Twitchy interviews that the dress is beautiful, they did a wonderful job and she’s ready to rock and roll. Then he burns camera lens out by smiling his pearly strobes followed by a wink (with added sound effects, dink!). Off camera, we hear someone on the production team ask, “Did you just wink?” and Twitchy says, “It’s a habit.” Well, this is T&T, not Boy Toy Club, so reel it in. Although I might watch him if he got his own reality show. Bet this guy could dish like a mofo. They could call it Twitchy Bitches.
Twitchy takes Hailey to a salon to have her nails done and again, Hailey clearly got guilted into doing this show. She asks for a French manicure and Twitchy flashes his LEDs.
Chirp, chirp. Chirp, chirp. All we hear at the salon is the sound of Hailey’s nails being filed. Fun. Why not just drag those nails on a chalkboard?
And it continues to be awkward. Man, you get me together with Crabby Daddy and you can’t shut us the hell up. These two – they have nothing to talk about! I mean, Hailey must be nervous with the cameras, but you’d think after a while she’d talk about SOMETHING. But no.
Manicurist Shumei interviews that Hailey doesn’t talk too much – maybe she’s tired. Maybe she’s just in the mood for some shumai and dipping sauce! I know I am now, so thanks.
Twitchy looks above Shumei’s head and he must be looking at the production crew because he sort of smiles then makes a “smell the fart” face” and looks at Hailey and sort of smiles and seriously – it does look like perhaps he has a flipper in. It doesn’t look like the teeth are actually coming out of his gums. Per usual, just another parent who should be doing the pageant instead of the kid!
Hailey interviews that to prepare for the pageant, she, “Gets to get my nails done. It feels okay. It feels fine.” Someone should check the number of pills on the Tylenol PM. Yee Gods, is this kid so not on the fast track to Hollywood. Which makes her a pretty cool kid despite the low level of energy.
Twitchy tries to get Hailey to actually participate in this T&T episode by asking her to tell the manicurist about her pageant. She asks what she should talk about and Twitchy is like, if I have to tell you what to tell Shumei I might as well just cook those dumplings myself, right? He looks around at the production crew. Who did not give these people pointers about how to be on the show? He nervously smiles and his teeth twinkle like headlights in a traffic jam reflecting off of wet roads.