Katlyn is getting her stuff done while Kymberli interviews that this is the most stressful part of the pageant. I thought putting her in the dress for her fitting was the worst? Grandma Kelli saves the day once again by calling on her Lord and Savior to “Take the dress, Lord!” Take it where? Now the Lord is working for you on pageant day?
Are they bringing Sanford & Son back?
First up, is beauty/formal wear competition…Annette tells us the judges will be looking for appearance, facial beauty and personality. Which is exactly the opposite what she said when she was talking about Ava and her lack of said personality.
The rhinoceros teeth are a nice touch on this one!
Rut-roh! Hailey still doesn’t have her hair and makeup done. Twitchy is getting twitchier by the second and the hair and makeup person says she’s getting to Hailey. Guess they overbooked? So, you spend $4000 on a dress but then share hair and makeup resources to save money? What. A. Dumbass.
The hair and makeup lady is bitching and moaning about how some people showed up late, some people took longer than others, and I’m like honey, tell your troubles to Jesus because I don’t want to hear them and I doubt this is helping Twitchy untwitch.
Then crisis – Hailey’s hair isn’t holding the curl because it has “conditioner or a film” on it. Well, dirty hair actually holds curl better so which is it, too much conditioner or too much film? This lady has no clue about hair.
How about I just vomit this hot mess of waterfall hair onto her head and we’ll call it a day? Don’t forget to tip your server…
The pageant started 10 minutes ago so Twitchy says just do her makeup and I’ll do her hair. That will only turn out well if what he does is whiten Hailey’s hair.
Back at the event, Ava goes onstage and totally and completely TANKS. No personality, no moves, no nothing. She won’t move and there is no energy. Music of losers plays. Monica says Ava has stage fright but I think she just has no clue plus let’s face it, she never practiced. One of the judges says Ava had no focus. Wah-wah. Goodbye diamond earrings seen from space!
Points off, punk!
Then Ava’s encore is to throw a hissy fit when her dad tries to pull her offstage. Well behaved AND talented! “I was trying to tell her…she wouldn’t listen,” Dad says. Really? That is so completely exactly what she does at home too! No wonder it surprised you.
Hooooly shit. Kymberli is dressed in a too-long evening gown and is carrying Katlyn to the pageant. I mean, I’m glad she’s not in mom jeans and sweats, but damn, overdress for the situation much? YOU aren’t competing. Except for some attention – glad you don’t care what the quality of that attention is.
What’s the loudest…the dress, the eyeshadow or Kymberli’s voice?
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