This is the first time Katlyn is going onstage by herself and she does a fantastic job. The orange dress is GORGEOUS and she really has a lot of energy – kid does a great job. What a cutie patootie and you know how much I really don’t care for kids. But no question about it, Katlyn really did a fantastic job. Perhaps there is hope for her as a CEO someday!
Twitchy found two people to do hair and makeup for Hailey but they are waaaay behind and Hailey is getting more nervous. Someone tells Hailey they’ve called her age division and it starts to freak everyone out. Of course, she’s late, and Annette throws down some attitude about people being late and tells each judge to take off one point.
Hailey goes running through the hotel but they’ve moved on to the next age division. Nothing like adding this situation to a little girl who is already stressed. But Twitchy turns on the dad and tells the pageant people that he’s not having points taken off for being late when it was the hair and makeup people he paid for through THEM that were late and caused them to have to find other people.
If ever there was a face of readiness, this is NOT it.
The pageant people are really cool about it saying they will take care of it. Twitchy says he feels his daughter is being punished for services that he paid for but weren’t provided. Okay, they already said they’ll take care of it, no need to continue the hissy fit.
Twitchy interviews that he’ll pull Hailey from the pageant if the issue isn’t resolved, so he goes to talk to Annette, explains the situation and all is well. Other than the fact that Twitchy and Hailey are now on stress level DefCon 1 and are both about to implode. That should show well onstage.
He’s about to go Mama Grizzly all over ALL yo’ asses!
Hailey is melting down and being comforted by random family who she seems to have a better bond with thank blacklight teeth dad. Twitchy tells her it’s going to be okay and OMG, there is mom Laura! Oh, yeah, something ain’t right here. There is NO WAY those two ever had sex without tons of alcohol and Twitchy’s need to prove to his dad he’s not gay when he so totally is. Which is fine, but own it dammit! Laura interviews that she thought Twitchy was going to have a total meltdown but he held it together.
So what happened is that her mom and I got a chem major who mixed our stuff
together and put it in a petri dish and that was Hailey…but I digress…
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