Everyone is giving Amy advice or commenting on things and Amy starts to get pissed. “I can’t have three people telling me the same thing at a time,” she semi-snaps (she’s too nice/unsure of herself to really rip into people).
Brooklyn gets onstage and looks beautiful Amy helps her a lot and then all hell breaks loose as her stupid extended family starts calling her and saying, “Over here!” and Brooklyn loses her concentration and only looks at them, not the judges. AND THEY KEEP DOING IT, or editing would have us believe. Blow kisses, smile, wave, yell, run for the hills!
She starts to walk towards them and Jesus, why don’t they shut the hell up? Every one of them is telling her to do something different and no wonder the kid is confused!
Hey, look! Shiny keys!
Afterwards, Adam says Brooklyn did a nice job because she had a great coach, Amy, and Amy passive-aggressively says, “I wasn’t a great coach today because we 50 coaches trying to help.” She never loses her smile but her level of pissed at her family is clearly on HIGH.
If I could fly over my entire family and shit on them, I would!
Angela is stressing about the seasoned girls, but she’s got a good one on her hands. Emma gets onstage and WORKS it! She has a beautiful smile, is cheerful and is quite a natural at this. Angela thinks she went too fast but overall thought it was great.
So very tired.
Judge finds her naturally beautiful and Emma says she thinks the judges liked her. Too cute. Snore.
Safari Wear! Bella tells her mother to go by the camera, not onstage with her. Lana interviews that they did not get a chance to practice the routine, so you know it’s going to be good. Then Bella tells her mother to stay close. Make up your mind! This has hot mess written all over it.
Bella gets onstage and starts to shake it while Lana yells instructions at her. Lana sneaks to the floor to coach Bella from behind the coaches, but Bella “orders” her back to the stage. So Lana gets back onstage like a good servant should. Bella’s banana phone rings and she answers it and everyone finds it absolutely HI-larious.
Child Services? Ix-nay the alking-tay on the one-phay…she’s right behind me!
Judge loves the costume and thought Bella had a lot of spunk. “She’s a special girl.” You have no idea.
Lana tells us that Bella only did portions of her routine so she’s a little upset with her performance. Then you probably should practice next time. Or pull her from the pageants she so hates. Either one works.
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