Brooklyn tries to do a tiger “grrr” but it sounds like she’s holding down a sneeze. Then she says, “Apple!” Amen.
Brooklyn wants down because she wants to play with one of those toy cars little kids can actually sit in. But dad has to pull her away and she totally starts crying. Amy says everything is distracting her kid, and Brooklyn’s never been this distracted before. At least I think she’s still talking about Brooklyn.
I wish my family would f#cking DIE.
Brooklyn gets onstage, swings on her swing and looks adorable – all smiles and big blue eyes – then gets down and dances on the stage. Her stupid family in the audience continues to distract her and Amy says she’s not frustrated with Brooklyn because she’s just a baby, but she’s “frustrated with stuff.” That stuff I’m guessing won’t be invited over for the family Thanksgiving dinner this year. “I want it to be perfect and it’s not.”
Do these dumbasses EVER LEARN?
Shiny objects…shiny objects!
Emma is practicing with ripping off her skirt and Angela is nervous.
I’m going to check LinkedIn and see if anyone would like to hire me back into a full-time career.
They practice right before she goes on and when Emma rips the skirt off, the snap breaks and the skirt no longer stays together. So she has to go on without the skirt…and Emma melts down because that’s the favorite part of her routine. Awww, that poor kid.
I cannot believe my life has come to broken snaps.
But Emma pulls it together, gets onstage, looks adorable, does a flawless routine but one of the judges says for someone of that age group, she didn’t seem as confident as she should be. Considering the pre-performance meltdown, she did a great job, so shut it judge!
Emma says she did “awesome and great” and Angela says, “I’ve seen her do better.” Oh, burn. On your own kid! Come on, don’t be a bitch now.
Judges were polite and positive, so let’s move on from this snorefest.
Adam takes Brooklyn onstage while Amy interviews that Brooklyn is just tired of everybody. “I’m tired of everybody too.” So Christmas is going to be just as awkward as Thanksgiving, I’m guessing. “But I’m still confident because being negative about getting a title isn’t going to help you either.” Nice save, NOT.
Princess for 13-24 months…not Brooklyn! Queen…not Brooklyn! So she pulls for a higher title.
Lana asks Bella if she had a good time today and with a pained look Bella shakes her head no. “Why not?” Lana asks. BECAUSE SHE HATES PAGEANTS!
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