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Monday, May 7, 2012
3:18 pm
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Tagged: brats, funny, miss hannigan had it right, recap, social services, spoof, tlc, toddlers and tiaras, toothless hicks, TV, tvgasm
Back with Sienna, she’s at the “back-crackin’ “ store, otherwise known as the chiropractor. Sienna loves it. Now, I’m not really sure what a good idea it is just for little kids to go to chiropractors without an actual issue, but I am a chiro-believer. I think they do good work and I won’t lie, when they crack your back, it feels great. And they hate it when you call them “cracks.” They’re “adjustments.” And those cracks are very satisfying!
You’ll do pageants OR ELSE!
Kylie is having her hair done with an extra deep-conditioner because they tease her hair so much. You know, bullying has gotten completely out of control!
But the hairdresser keeps calling Kylie the wrong name. First it’s Kayla and they correct her. Then it’s Kayla again. Then Kaylee. Then Kayla again. Then Kaylee again. Then it’s something like Kayyyyy. Then Kaylee again. Sweet Jesus, how hard is that damn name? I mean, the stylist’s name is Zajari! I would just call her Zoo until she got my kid’s name right. Oh, and Mr. Tip? Is sooo not happening.
Maybe she can’t think straight because the circulation has been cut off to her brain by her extremely tight clothing?
Back in New Jersey, Sienna is about to get her eyebrows waxed at home. HOLY SHIT, that is going to hurt like hell and I don’t know if I trust mommy with the hot wax or the stick. Plus, that kid should be laying down, not sitting up, otherwise the wax is going to drip into her eyes!
Safety first!
The Cliché Monster is let loose by Laura as she tells us that Sienna has to “pick up her game a little bit” and “keep up with the Joneses.” She says she needs to put pressure on Sienna, “Because you know, she got fourth runner up.” You don’t say?
I remember fourth runner up like it was yesterday.
Then Sienna gets what I can only call Beauty Turrets because she starts just talking about how eyelashes are beautiful and lipstick is beautiful and hair is gorgeous and being pretty is fun. I wish she’s put some swear words in there somewhere to spice things up.
Trinity is practicing her routines and her older brothers are her judges, so you know this won’t end well. Trinity walks very stiffly and her mother says they don’t have a pageant coach yet (obviously) but will get one if they want to step up their glitz game. Oh, whatever.
She sucks.
Her one brother tells it to us straight: “A smile is important, because judges judge on her smile.” Truer words were never spoken. The other brother says that if you don’t take practicing seriously, you’ll make the same mistakes at the pageant because you didn’t take your practice seriously. It’s like they are channeling Buddha, these kids. Also, lighten up.
I concur…she sucks.
The boys give their scores and the oldest gave her 5 out of 10. What a douche. So she throws his score in the garbage. Good practice for the upcoming weekend, Trinity!
To the garbage with your bullshit scores, bros.
Pageant day in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania! Turns out Kylie and Sienna are sort of competitors, just not super-angry ones like we’ve seen before, and Kylie has kicked Sienna’s ass, albeit politely. Laura tells us that Sienna, “Has to pick up her game a little.”
Because one time, NOT at band camp, Sienna came in fourth place.
Kylie is almost finished getting her hair and makeup done and Maria says, “Mommy’s never looked this pretty before.” When did you give up, Maria, WHEN?
God, if you could let us win, that would really make me a believer.
Latrine says “they” are nervous about their first big glitz pageant and “they” didn’t get a lot of sleep, but I really think it’s just her. Trinity seems fine until her mother keeps asking about how nervous she is. Shut up about it already. I mean, I know nothing about natural pageants because hello, snore, that would be the most boring reality show ever, but aren’t the moves the same? Pretty feet, walking, “talent” ? I don’t know, maybe the natural pageants are more Amish in how plain they are.
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The crew should try some fresh kiwi mushed up, some vodka and then top it all off with a lemon-lime softdrink. I did and it made watching this so much more pleasant.
Grand Supremes are available at Taco Bell–amiright??????
Awesome recap – you had me laughing out loud with that Kelsey girl! Also that poor kid that looked like she didn’t want to be there should kick her hairdresser in the chooch, cause her hair was all kind of f-ed up.
I grew up in Edison, NJ! I just had to get that out…. Back to reading.
aahhhhhh— oh Crabby– this show is a delight– I need a new show to carp and snark on/about/across (fill in whatever other prepositions feel right) and this fits the bill. The parents are such train-wrecks in their own rights. Please tell me what our drinking games are–am always ready for one. I vote for using poor grammar, malapropisms and titles from prior wins!!!!!!! But Cawfee is a team player and will play with the group. Am looking forward to reading your recaps and commenting with the others.
Oh- and no way did Maria spawn Kylie– that is a beautiful child–I want her head candy too.
Kelsey (the name caller) actually will be featured in an episode that will air sometime in the fall. She has already been filmed.
DearCrabby, oh, how I adore you!! I’d love to know what pageants Kylie has done that Maria is in such a tither over no judges’ names on scoresheets– if YOU were a pageant judge, would YOU want the crazy moms having your name on your opinion of their spawn?!
Kawfee- So I propose a toddlers and tiaras drinking game. You drink when: someone uses the phrase “rock the stage”, a kid is shown having a tantrum, ingesting a pixie stix or redbull, the director reminds viewers that competition is fierce, “random child who just rolled out of bed” appears on stage, or anyone uses the phrase “total package”. Lol
Pageant-Grandma, What about the “sparkle baby”, “git it gurl”, and “I’m gonna rock that stage”?!?! uhg, I think the worst is “Sparkle baby!”
Ok, I am just going to throw this out there, but I effing love the gapped tooth grins on little kids. Why on earth would a parent spend 7oo$$ and up on a flipper for their child?!? I know the cost, because my flipper needs to be replaced, and I am 32 yrs old!
Also, what is up with the kids in these episodes swearing?!!? First we had someone calling some one a bitch, then this epi Kylie says that she is going to “kick some ass”. We all know kids pick up on what their parents say. Heck I called someone the “F” word when I was like 5….of course now I know what that particular “F” words is. I also got in lots of trouble for saying it back then, but I was just repeating words that I had heard…Please don’t hate on me!! I am just using examples from my childhood…You know kind of like last week when Milania called Gia a hooker…she is 5 where would a 5 year old learn the word hooker from unless someone around her is calling someone else a hooker!
Crabby loved the recap. I also Love that you are using “Delusiona”! Again, who knew that a miss spelled words in one of my rants would be Gold when it comes to describing these moms!
I know I need to drink along with the little nose pickers. Just saying’.
Also, I am hoping that kylie’s space girl routine was actually her ooc that they didn’t show correctly (as crazy as Candice was, I can vouch for the fact that tlc did screw that part up), because otherwise I’m finding it hard to figure out what it had to do with the theme?
HotC, you know we can’t use grammar as a criterion because we would all be kazatzed before the second commercial. I always cheer at the first nose-pick, however.
What is with the big girls pulling down the titles? Isn’t this toddlers, etc.? Go get your own show, tweens and tiaras.
Great ‘cap, DearC!!! You are more entertaining than the show, although I really hate that TLC is advertising it as out fave trainwreck, ’cause you just know these crazy bayatches are going to up the ante. Just sayin’.
By the way, DearC, I’ve toured the record center in Duluth, MN, and it is quite impressive. For those wanting to find it, it is next to the Lutefisk museum on Superior Street.
“Sienna didn’t bring home dick”. Oh Dear Crabby
The show is “toddlers and tiaras”. The pageants are “whatever age will give us the money to win the tiaras”. I don’t really dig the systems who have one single top title and include adults, but it’s not like they keep that a secret when you enter. A lot of systems break the ages down some, and give the same cash award to each. And, as a bit of almost-unrelated insider info, when you see “$1000 bond” as a prize, know that systems do that to make themselves look awesome. They give cash at the event, half of the bond amount.
Coochmonkey? Where exactly do I submit the reimbursement form for a new keyboard because I just ruined it spitting out Crystal Light Appletini when I read that. Oh, and the choking. I should get something for that, too.
And I actually vote down the drinking game idea – I hate passing out in a booze induced haze at 10:07 on a weeknight.
Did anybody else catch the explanation for the Mr. and Mrs. Magoo act in bringing the space ship onto the stage “No one was supposed to know she was in there”? Then why have her climb under it in front of everybody. Illusion gone, babe. Next time, put that crap on a wheeled dolly with a solid base – that way you can lift it up the stairs with her in it and then wheel it where you need it. Oh, wait. That might be way to fancy for the pageant crowd. What was I thinking?
I would highly warn the possee – “grandma judge” looks like she’s into ultimate cage fighting and is used to fighting ’til the death. You can do what you want in the parking lot, but you’ve been warned.
I’m all for the drinking game! But you forgot the part about drinking whenever a child is called a ‘firecracker on stage’. Everyone time says “get it girl” i want to punch a baby. OK not really. Baby punching is wrong but I digress.
In Kelsey’s defense, she is what FOUR? and probably heard her mother, other mothers, SIENNA’S MOTHER ranting and raving about ‘losing’ when you don’t get pulled for a high title. The little name caller was probably merely repeating what she heard. Though she also probably knew it was mean to say. I see a movie sequel in the future…Mean Girls: The Preschool Years.
To the person who did this recap and the people who think it’s funny, I can not even believe people would put something like this on the internet, These are children that you are making fun of, most of them aren’t even old enough to understand what you are saying about them. Grow up and get some class and for heavens sake, pick on somebody your own size! In the end you know what they say “bad press is better than no press” ! The laugh is on all you terrible people who crack jokes at the innocent children in the end!
Let me guess– you are a mom of one of the kids, or a friend of a mom? Look– if this was the fledgling season, I could understand the reactions to the unflattering editing (and it’s always the editing, to hear the moms tell it)– but this ain’t anyone’s first rodeo! At this point in the game, if you are STILL agreeing to be followed by this trainwreck of a show, as far as I am concerned, you have it coming! Don’t want your child or your family ridiculed? STOP signing up for this show!!
We have got a live one folks. And go.
Did anyone notice that the friend Kylie interviewed with (doing the robot dance) was Mia, who was featured on another episode in the cone boobs? LOL. Poor kid hasn’t gotten any more “facially gifted”. Oh, and I bought a McCall’s sewing pattern the other day, and Kylie is totally on the cover. Now I know I have watched this show too much….
Personally I find the recaps rather funny. The comments after the recaps often seem meanspirited but the recaps themselves are hilarious. I agree that at this point in the show’s history only a complete moron doesn’t know what they’re signing up for – - ie: ridicule all over the internet.
According to Rich, from fourfour, who judged one of these pageants, nobody is supposed to score lower than a 9.6 out of 10. So, a 9.8 is pretty bad.
Pageant Gram–Buggsy–and Closet– drinking game ON !!!!!!
Snowy=baahaahaa– good point
Chicken Lips– I believe in you–you can make to 10:30 !!!!!!
Jen– yes and I think we need to add the necessity for a contestant “to bring it”
That is usually all one tho–do they get credit for having “it” broughten????????
@Melissa Martin– what brings you to TVGasmi??? You must be looking for some comments or any comment that you can use,twist, subvert to your own purpose. It would seem that you are looking for negative comments to “snark” about. If all the pageant parents are coming to this room–I hope they laugh and take constructive criticism–parents don’t get a free pass. The parents on this show (and other shows) are pretty off the wall and I have called their parenting techniques into question numerous times.
And hey to invoke the Heather B–”They used what you gave them” –damn that was a great season of Real World
@Melissa Martin actually I find what you said quite funny, if you don’t like what is said on here there is this wonderful button that the top of this page with a X on it, just hit it and this page will go away. Just don’t let the mouse hit your ass on the way out.
Hey, hey, hey, Canada and HotC! Don’t scare Ms Martin away! Remember the mom who instructed her kids to “luxuriate” across the stage? Can’t remember her name, but she provided hours of entertainment defending her vocabulary. And then ther was CandyAss “Allcapsnoparagraps” who defended her tantrum throwing daughter so hilariously.
Pure comment platinum.
Due to the aging process, the Five in the three F’s of Kylie (five fearless ferocious) should be replaced with Foul Mouth on her sixth birthday. Get that kid a piece of Orbitz already.
You know what else starts with F? Fourth place. BAWAHAAAA!
I’m luxuriating across my office now, what do I win?
Beebs– every pageant is different. We’ve sone some who score, say, 7-10, others 9.6-10, did one this past weekend that was 1-20 (and they meant it, let me tell you). I don’t know what scale is used by storybook pageants.
So, so sad that grown women get all in a tizzy about the mathematics behind scores in a child beauty pagent. Please get them jobs, grown-up hobbies, volunteering, church, sex, something to help them put this in perspective.
(Also…. “I’m not sure you know, but last year, Sienna didn’t bring home dick.” I LOL’ed at this just because I’m always hoping dick won’t become a factor for these kids. Yikes, pedophiles!)
PattyCake, that depends on the luxuriating, I guess. The poor little girls who were so ill-advised won abs nothing. I’ll bet that you luxuriate with more training and discipline.
If they dont give out scoresheets (and many don’t) the crazy moms accuse the system of being set up. If they do, they’ll find something to call “unfair” anyway. I have judged several pageants, and let me tell you I would NOT want some of these parents having my name attached to my opinion of their child!
PG – you’ve judged pageants? How much do they pay? Did you have to do any training? I’m always curious about where they get the judges!
I thought Kylie was beautiful, but it seems backwards to go from successful modeling back to pageants. Most people do pageants so they can start modeling. But it was prob for this show so she could be seen on tv. I just hope the mom doesn’t blow the $30,000 she’s made modeling on pageants.
@snowshoecat I bow my head down in shame you’re right.
It’s so much more fun to have the hours of entertainment I will have reading her posts and they do provide so much in-site on “protecting the innocent children” from us. Why pageants are so safe and harmless and are a stepping stone to their future mental health, their future eating disorders and most important of all…..drum roll here…..their future as “hollywood stars”. ROFL
So you’re right you’re totally right I would, on behalf of HotC and myself, please request that Melissa Martin come back here and talk with us. We need more people like you with such open minds as to educate the world as how we are the evilest people around and how pageants are so worth- while. I’m sorry, and please accept my apology and come back and “Sparkle Baby”
Hey PG, how did your grandbaby’s pageant do on the weekend?
Kylie has been shown before in past seasons…she did a “Michael Jackson” “Billie Jean” talent routine that was pretty great. I think it was the episode with the long-haired girl whose family seemed to be doped up on Xanax…?
Not so well, Canada, as far as placing goes (she got princess, her first, and GASP, we all lived to tell the tale. Lol. She had a good time, though, and made some new friends.
I have not been paid for judging, other than a free meal. The ones I have judged have been systems where I am friends with the director and didn’t feel it would be fair for my granddaughter to compete, so it was mostly as a favor. Most pageants look for industry people to judge– unless you’re Annette hill, and then apparent random journalists and office-supply guys will do. Lol.
Crabby — I’m surprised you didn’t comment on the looks that “blonde” judge was giving “pretty” judge during the judge’s chit chat about the contestants. Pretty had a lot to say, and every time she talked, it looked to me like Blonde gave her a sideways “why don’t you shut up” kinda’ glance.
Anyone else notice that?
Ok ladies I am LOL’ing my ass off right now!! It started with Closet Fan and kept on going to Pat who is Luxuriating in her office!
Is it too much to ask for “normal” moms to come on here and snark away with us? I mean, Beth took it in stride…sort of. Then there was Chookey Moves’ mom. Yeah I forgot that litte cutties name. We also had Emeralds mom last season…Cause I think that if you sign “your kid up” to be on T&T then you should know what ALL that means. I think what I like the most is that we have PG, She knows what it is like to be there, and she will come on here and snark with the rest of us!
PG, sorry about the Princess, getting, well Princess. But I can imagine that you and the family handled it with grace. Like you said, she had fun. Pretty sure she didn’t have a total melt down with mom saying, “shhh you are on camera, you don’t want to look ugly when you are on national television.”
I also agree with this show being Toddlers and Tiaras. Now I don’t have babies, and I know this is a stupid question, but when do they go from being a Toddler to the actual “child” age? When they can say ass and bitch? Cause if that is the case then my neice that is 18 months is going to have no problem with that
Football season is just around the corner, and her grampy is a truck driver and her uncle is in the navy!! HAHHAH! JK, well not about the truck driver and navy part.. 
And seriously, if I wanted to “put my child out there to be famous” I would forget to tell what ever agancey my kid is trying to sign with, that she was on Toddlers and Tiaras…Cause they be looking at you, mom!
ps, SPARKLE BABY!!
I kinda wish Melissa would come back, too. I look a lot more sane when she and her ilk are around.
She had fun, to be sure, and she really doesn’t care yet about the size of the crown– most kids don’t understand that in any real way until 4-5, at least. Before that, it’s the parents who are disappointed when they don’t win. My granddaughter likes any crown she gets– shiny! Chooky’s name is Samara, and she really is as awesome as you saw on the show, as is her mom, ally. Also, having met her in person, and then watched the show, methinks the editors had fun moving her tattoo around.
Also, as bits of inside info: most of the time they imply a child was late, they’re not, really. (Adrianna scooted into the lineup at the last minute, but was there. She was late for casual wear, but that wasn’t the last event like they made it look like it was, and wasn’t even a required event). Though the OMG I forgot her number!! Bit seems like unnecessary easily-remedied drama, you actually have to have THE number they gave you at registration. I don’t know why, either. (shakes head). If you ever see a kid with an outfit that makes NO sense (sandy from grease for American wear), it probably wasn’t the outfit they actually used. T&t almost always cuts out an event, and they love to substitute. The music you hear is almost never the music that was actually used. They also like to splice sentences together, cut off parts of sentences, and skew context. That being said, you can tell the crazies when you see them, and folks like Candice, Kelly, fransoly, and Jamie sterling would look bad with or without the editing– they’re just more fun when condensed.
@ Pageant-Grandma- Lol, I don’t think you need to question your sanity. You are involved because your grandkids enjoy it, and that makes you a good grammy. I think that judging a child’s ability to luxuriate with eye contact should be added to bucket lists all over America.
I can’t lie and say I’d be disappointed if you were to admit that you went batshit for bedazzling after finding out that your high school nemesis, Gladys, spends her golden years helping her grandkids bring it grandsupremedaughter style.
Judging Gladys’ grandkids would be a totally acceptable way to settle a vendetta. Just sayin’
No Gladys. I will say that I do not fit the image one has of a pageant grandma, which was evident at the “glitzy divas” pageant (Adriana, madi, and ever rose). The film crew kept handing me a boom mic. I finally had to tell them that unless they wanted me to cover it with rhinestones (swarovski, of course), I could not help them.
Crabby, I am so with you on kicking that Kesley’s ass. If someone said that to my kid, I would be meeting that little bitch out in the parking lot. I’m hardcore, baby. I’ll hit a kid – I don’t give a fuck.
PG – did you see hat Washcloth commented to you on the mini-cap? Is she Berkeley’s mom? I vaguely remember that screen name
@Pageant-grandma: Love, love, love all of your “insider” info, as I believe I mentioned once before. Also, it’s good to know that obviously T&T edits to strengthen the drama, but that the crazies are crazies with or without editing.
PS: I’m in on the drinking game…I just have to wait for the weekend and my trusty DVR! Hmmm, I have off tomorrow. Perhaps I should start now with a epi off of YouTube. If any erratic/misspelled/grammatically pageant-mom-like (pagmammer?) comments pop up I apologize in advance!
Glitzy divas– madi’s casualwear was right, not 100% sure on adriana’s, but what was shown as ever-rose’s cw was actually her outfit Of choice (as were most of the outfits shown in that segment). Brock’s outfit of choice was his talent, alexeseseses’s American wear really was her ooc (watch the scene where her trampled parents cave and buy her the puppy– she’s wearing a red/white/blue outfit), etc
For the record there was a Grand Supreme title and little 3 year old Greer (“FEAR GREER”) won it over almost 6 year old Kylie who thought she had it in the bag. Sweet justice.
Squidley’s mom on line 2. Hold please.
In case some of you miss getting notices via e-mail, Cammarie’s mother, Jennifer Lopez (not THAT one) wrote to DearC and the rest of us on the Barn Bitches site.
She’s another Candyass, Gasmii! So hurry over.
Calamari’ mom has written another post on Barn Bitches. She even seems to be accusing YOU, pageantGram, of being Tricia commenting here to poison our minds against her. Shame on you. And you seemed so nice, too.
Posted May 8, 2012 at 6:32 pm
@Pageant-grandma
I agree with everyone else with your insite is great. I’ve been reading these recaps for a while and now can understand these shows a lot more. At least I thought T&T was a serious show then I realize what it really was not. There is nothing wrong with enjoying a hobby and having fun.
Heading over to Barn Bitches to see what’s going on.
back…I need to go and clean my screen now. Nice typing and spelling, I admit I can’t spell worth a damn and like A Swede I am dyslexic and I like to say English isn’t my first langauge gibberish is LOL (had to spell check that word ;p)
I re watched Kylie’s first episode and there she is at 3 years old telling another girl she will kick her butt. I guess the language is allowed in her house.
Oh, I am so not Tricia– ew– I think I need to shower now. Though I will give it to her that for 4 kid’s, her abs look great!
I doubt Tricia would call herself a Grandma, she would be PagaentMomSparkleDiva
You are all trash. It’s funny that pageant grandma is two faced and bashes all these girls and then sticks her granddaughter in pageants and is probably ass kissing all these moms she is talking shit about. Clearly your talking shit because your granddaughter won not a fucking thing. Find a new hobby because she isn’t cut out for pageants. You know your just as fucking crazy but 2 faced. Also you must be stalking TNT to know so much about every episode and followin them around. Tricia tells anyone who will listen she is your go to rat. Now you can all stop trash talking Camarie and quite being haters. Haters are our motivators. You are jealous because you are all Internet geeks and can’t get on TNT. My daughter is not autism and isn’t delayed. She done perfect on stage and during filming. She talks plain and every word was understand. Take this trash down now. I do find it funny you lack life’s so you have to go crazy over mine giving my baby attention. You will make her famous. Dear Crabby your a fucking twat! Pageant grandma I bet you don’t have the twat to say any of this trash talk to any of these moms face that you are trash talking each week or you might be put in the nursin home. The stuff about Camarie better be takin down now.
Well it looks like Jennifer (not THAT) Lopez found her way here. No PGram, you are SO not Tricia, and I think we will all have to shower now.
Moli, love your nym for Tricia!
Wow JLo, do you kiss your daughter with that mouth?
If you think any of us genuinely give a crap one way or another about you or your daughter you are seriously deluded. The people on this show are so unintentionally hilarious that us viewers have to have an outlet to snark on the whole thing. By next week we will have forgotten who you and your unfortunately-named child are.
We have another live one here! Bitter Pageant Mom, party of 1 your table is now ready….
Ah, yes– clearly my granddaughter isn’t cut out for pageants because… Wait.. Remind me again? Oh, yeah. Because I have zero opinion about your daughter, and have only expressed opinions about people I know in person. Gotcha. I have to give you credit– most moms come here and claim that the editing screwed them over. Instead, you informed us that “camarie speaks plain and every word is understand”. Well then… Look, camarie is cute, and you won’t find one person here who doesn’t agree that Tricia is the dictionary definition of white trash. You’re preaching to the choir, sister! But you really aren’t doing yourself or our mutual hobby any favors here by storming in looking like an uneducated hilljack. Also, autism is a noun, not an adjective, and as I have an autistic son, I find your attitude that the word is an insult, well, insulting. And furthermore, STOP breeding your dogs, please. 20,000 died today in shelters thanks to asshats like you who use your pets as cash cows.
Jennifer Lopez, what kind words. It’s always nice when Dear Crabby hard work is noticed and appreciated. I’m sure other plenty of the other gasmi will show up, to express how happy we are you commented. I appreciate you taking time from your busy schedule of raising your not “autism” child to comment.
Angela– considering the shit-show this week cannot help but be (WHO thought bringing pets to a pageant could possibly end well?!), squidley and her apparently illiterate mom will be wholly forgotten.
Also, will someone please point out to me where I have bashed a child? The moms, sure. The odd director (I will say that Bonnie of crOwn beauties did get dealt a bit of the short stick by the editors, and Dana of island of dreams really does not usually dress like she is 80– not sure what she was thinking that day). But kids– no way. They are not responsible for their hilljack parents.
Oh, and crabby– you should totally invite Dana for that kegger with Maxine, Betty, tonya, and Annette. She’s a riot.
I’m sorry JennLopez but your daughter provide one of the BEST recaps Crabby has written to date. Com’on……GRUUUNNNNTTTTT…Ouga-bouga-bouga, grunt, grunt, grunt….Grunt! Grunt! Grunt! Cooookie….Watch out! Once she’s done pooping, she’s gonna start throwing it…..hahahahaha. She quoted your daughter verbatim and those were just the photo captions.
2 year olds vary a lot in their verbal development. Honestly, camarie seemed not-out-of-range, and given her mother’s apparent lack of language skills, she’s at a bit of a disadvantage. I suppose “grunt” is preferable to “I kicked ass”.
Will someone please post a link to Bam Bitches site? My apologies if that isn’t allowed here. Thanks!
After reading the Barn Bitches comments from JHo, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that her blood pressure is soaring today. Maybe every day. She is one angry, bitter woman. Squidley obviously had some issues, but most posters just hoped that she would get proper help. Yes, we made fun of her name, but if you try so hard to give your child a unique name, that sometimes happens. But I am so interested in the threats against the gasmii and our beloved Crabby. Please, JHo, tell us what you’re going to do to us….the suspense is killing me.
Pageant-grandma watch your back, that witch is crazy and mean. No wonder poor Squidley has “issues”.
Chips, it’s the tvgasm recap for April 23.
I don’t have a Barn Bitches link, but I do have this one:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/toddlers-tiaras-500k-tiara-twins_n_1500569.html?ref=tv&icid=maing-grid7|netscape|dl12|sec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D159261
It’s a sneak-peak to tonight’s show where a pageant mom admits she’s spent $500,000 on pageants.
Clair– Bear in mind a lot of these moms exaggerate the spending. I don’t understand why, but it’s a weird, misguided sort of status symbol– like the guys who insist they have a 100 lb pitbull (that breed usually weighs about 50 lbs). Remember Shian’s mom who said she spent in the neighborhood of $11,000 on `12 dresses? The “best” of what was in that closet was the dress Shian wore at the pageant (which didn’t fit properly at all). It’s a “Janice Jackie” dress, sort of the walmart version of glitz dresses, commonly available on Ebay for $150, brand new.
Seriously– I am probably the nicest person you will ever meet. I don’t recall ever saying anything against any child on here. I’ll call their moms crazy (How else would you describe Kelly, Fransoly, Jamie Sterling, etc?!), or trashy (Tricia has the market cornered there, but overbreeding your dogs puts you REALLY close). I will question color choices (Washcloth, you really need to consider a different color for Berkely) and call a whore a whore when it comes to costuming (I swear I have seen that cop outfit at a strip club!). But cut on a child– no way. They are not responsible for their parents. I do crack up, though, over the fact that the parents who come in here with their knickers in the biggest knot (it solves nothing, by the way, and makes you walk funny) also are the ones who seem to have skipped the first 12 years of English class.
Pageant grandma /old lady old twat. My daughter was 3 almost 4 not 2. She is not behind or delayed and yes autism is an insult that’s why these trash people keep calling her that. just because you have a autism kid don’t mean you can insult other people with calling there kids that. Like I said I find it funny you are bashing the parents as I said I but you have your nose so far up there ass it isn’t funny. Also you claim to personally know all these parents you have bashed and blah blah but I bet you haven’t met any of them let alone personally know them. If you are some of there friends then you are even more two face than the typical pageant mom. It’s clear your anger is because your granddaughter can’t hack it in the pageant world. Please let us all know who your daughter is. I would love a laugh.
As far as grunt lala lala. That never happened you twat. Watch the show again because you missed a lot. She also never hit me nor did she call anyone a bitch.
Sorry but the nicest person I would ever meet isn’t on a bash site bashing the mom or a child. So maybe you missed a few classes. My dogs are fine and feed alot. They are just built that way. That the best you got is to attack my dogs. What a joke. News flash being two faced and trash talking anyone isn’t a nice person it’s lower than the person they are trash talking. I have never seen an old lady spend time or all her time on a bash site. So sad.
Thanks Fan-Ann & Claire! I actually read that recap but I can’t remember anything, so…
Look, you petulant twit– Are you being deliberately obtuse? I could understand the vitriol if I had actually said anything against Camarie (did I? Please point it out). At worst, I AGREED WITH YOU that Tricia is trash, and while SamiJo is a cute little girl, she’s not the super-model material her delusional mother seems to think she is. Camarie is cute, and certainly performed well on stage, at least as far as what we were shown. Not many kids that age can rock red, either, and she certainly did. Ultimate material? No, probably not, but her queen title was, in my opinion, far more of a win than the “Photo(shop) Supreme”– as you noted, Sami didn’t have to DO anything on stage to “win” that (good thing, because she didn’t). If this is how you respond to people who are AGREEING WITH YOU (or with what I could make out from your illiterate diatribe, anyway), I’d hate to see how you respond to people who don’t.
Meaning, I can never remember anything.
Chips– I’m told that comes with age.
@ Jenny From The Block-
Over at BarnBitches you started your post with Stop talking about me fucking daughter. Due to the Squidward Tentacles references, I must know if you were intentionally channeling Mr. Krabs or it was just a brilliant coincidence? Also, you asked for the trash talking haters to quite, but then stated that it motivates you. This is quite confusiona.
@Moli- Lol, Titcia as PageantMomSparkleDiva!
Your missing my message to you. Why are you claiming to know all those moms personally and talking about them? Who gives a shit if you are trash talkin all the kids. If you are claiming to be there rat then it is you providing crabby with this trash. I’m simply pointing out your a two faced and not as nice as you think. I would just love to know who you granddaughter is. Lol it’s funny you can’t or won’t say. Because then these moms you bashing will show up what’s up. Get some backbone. If you can hide behind a computer women up and let us know You are. I have no problem letting everyone know who I am. I say it to your face not behind your back like you fuxking fools. I dare you to say something about my baby or me. I’m not these other pathetic backbone less moms either.
I don’t know what you at taking about . Squid ward? That doesn’t make any sense. And yea haters are our motivators bitch. But you all can also shut the fuck up about Camarie. Does that simply it idiot.
Snitches get stitches!
Jennifer, clearly your literacy skills are lacking. I’m still waiting to be shown where I have “trashed” anyone I “claim to know”. Fransoly is a bitter, mean woman, who would be best off persuing a profession where she does not come into contact with children. This comes as no surprise to anyone who has met her, likely even to her. Alaska’s mom Lori (Laurie?) is a nice lady, though fairly high-strung and slightly paranoid. Samara and her mom Ally are as awesome as they were portrayed. If that’s your definition of “bashing”, dear, you need to grow a thicker skin. Seriously, with your aparently limited grip on reality, you expect that I would tell you my granddaughter’s name? Really? Yeah, not going to happen.
No, PGram, no you did not insult or in any way say anything against a child. I have no idea why NOT JLo is picking on you, but then she is irrational. I suppose it is because you have been kind enough (and are getting a kick out of it in the process) to let us know the behind-the-scenes world of kiddie pageants. I understand why others have said they do not have links between TVgasm and Twitter.
Lol @ BedHeadJen about channeling Mr. Krabs….and she didn’t get it!
Take a pill Jenny, you’re going to blow a gasket.
Apparently cluing people in on some of the inner workings of this hobby is “being a rat”. Shrug.
Pageant grandma you don’t know the insider info and nothin about pageants. Tvgasm should ask someone who’s kid/grand kid actually win. It ant be both ways. All pageants moms and grandma are crazy and the kids are brats except you and your grand kid. Who your so ashamed of you won’t name. Your a hypocrite. You wish you were any of those moms especially Lori. Get a life you old twat.
Can someone explain Jlo’s posts to me? The subject verb agreement is really throwing me off. Maybe this is why we are all missing her point….
I’ll wait a few hours? I know it will take that long…
Bwhahahaaaa. @ssc, you directed her over to the new thread. How diabolical and assholy of you. We all have SSC and Crabby to thank for this gift.
It seems I have engaged in the proverbial battle of wits with an unarmed foe. Shame on me.
Dear Jennifer Lopez – are you required to pay spousal support to Marc Anthony?
Yeah pageant – grandma : Quit using those big words, you’re confusing the poor thing!
If you miss the point you are all stupid A hypocrite is someone who says don’t do that but then does just that for a simple definition for all the retards. Everyone calling My baby retarded can’t grasp the meaning of my point now that funny. Get off this trash site and go a GED. There’s no way none of y’all have a HS diploma. Dear Crabby? What no response ? I call you out for shit talkin and you don’t have the pussy to say anything else? That’s what I thought. No backbone. Fucking joke.
Pageant grandma life sucks so bad she trash talks moms and kids she don’t even know . It’s not our fault your ugly ass granddaughter can’t win a pageant. Creditable judges do get paid. So again you know nothing unles your talking about a small prelim and those are not real pageants. Lmafo. Camarie deserved ultimate she did her best ever. She wins ultimate all the time. Until pageant grandmas loser retard who has autism. I wouldn’t tell people that it’s not something to brag about its a mentally retarded child.
Sparkle baby!
I hate Teresa!M!
So, Crabby– have you stocked up on migraine meds (or whiskey?) for tonight’s episode? I can’t wait to read the recap, and might actually have to watch this one. Pets at a pageant– that can’t possibly end well.
HS diploma? What gave us away??
JennLop…NO ONE uses Autism as an insult. If you read the posts the gasmii(can’t remember if I’m included) were/are saying you should get her checked out, not hahahahaha her child is Autistic. I don’t believe anyone even said she was ugly, most of us found/find her to be a cute child..with linguistic issues.
@Jennifer Lopez
This is a “snark” site. Clearly you understand snark by utilizing the name Jennifer Lopez. Does that simplify it idiot? Better yet I should use the phrase you wrote because proper grammer is not your strong suit. Is this easier for you to understand? “Does that simply it idiot.”
That being said I would be more concerned with your daughter’s behavior as well as your behavior than ours. Almost 4 year olds should know by now that they don’t hit, bite or randomly throw items from the table across the room. Nor should they hit animals. Nor should they drink Coke. Anyone that needs to provide their child with Coke in order to particpate in a hobby should recognize the fact that maybe just maybe their hobby is not age appropriate.
“You are jealous because you are all Internet geeks and can’t get on TNT.” Jane you ignorant slut (again snark) Are you that delusional? We make fun of the show because you could not pay any of us enough money to be a part of that trainwreck. You and your daughter were selected to be on T & T because you are an idiot and they wanted to exploit you for ratings. Who is the twat now? (not snark)
Jennifer, dear– have you met Candice? I get the feeling the two of you would get along swimmingly.
Don’t talk about Candice!!!! I miss her *tears*
Drunk– I know, right? She was more fun, though. I am tiring of this one. Anyone who thinks “autistic” and “retarded” are one and the same (my son’s IQ is over 150, he’s just socially a bit delayed, and has sensory issues), or that EITHER is an insult, or something to be ashamed of, isn’t worth the calories it takes to type a response.
I know pageant grandma isn’t Trashy Trisha even Trisha is smarter than this old twat! But let me clarify a few things Sami Jo hasn’t ever won a real title. She enters fixed pageants and wins photo. A bought title, and has done 2 pageants in the past two years. So yea she’s not a real pageant girl. Tricia says she spent 100,00 which is a fucking joke since she makes all Samis stuff. Her first episode she wore a dress from china that cost $50 and glued feathers on it. She hasn’t spent any where near 3,000 in three years let alone 100,000 in a few months. She also tells everyone Sami is a model and is now claiming she is a modeling company that books model of all ages and sizes all over the country. She is a true train wreck. She goes on tv to promote herself. But working at hooters is not an accomplishment with 5 kids but 5 different men. Yuck! Now back to grannie. You really should go take your Metamucil and old Lady stuff before you stroke out. I thinks it funny you are ashamed of your granddaughter. I bet you wish dear crabby would bash her and bully her to get your 5 minutes of fame. You other fuck faces need to quite encouraging grannie and quite beig hypocrites. She isn’t normal or smart. They participate in these pageant too but don’t win and that’s why TNT won’t follow them.
wow. that’s all i have to say. whether or not pageantgrandma is as bats crazy as 90% of the moms/families on the show or if she’s as sane as she seems to be here on gasm is irrelevant. Her family haven’t put themselves out on TV to be judged, picked on, teased, or applauded. I do admire that you find your little girl to be the most beautiful, J-Lo, but that is your opinion and one would find it odd if you DIDN’T think she was the prettiest (ala JamieSterling). But the fact is NO ONE is the most beautiful to anyone. Hence why it will be impossible to cast someone to play “Helen of Troy” ever because no one can really agree on beauty or what ‘face would launch a thousand ships”. Does editing play into how crazy we view the moms and dads and other family members? Of course! But this show isn’t new. Why invite cameras into your home if you’re worried about what others might think? This ‘editing’ thing hasn’t kept several moms from coming back. Juana and Mickie to name two.
One question though…I thought you weren’t supposed to eat seafood while pregnant? (Not a sarcastic question. I read so many conflicting things about what you should/shouldn’t do while preggo)
Classy @ 94. My blushes.
Are you drunk or illiterate? Here let me help you out….adjective 1. unable to read and write: an illiterate group. 2. having or demonstrating very little or no education. 3. showing lack of culture.
My son has Autism and yes I am bragging because he can write better than you with his eyes closed and his hands tied behind his back.
Seriously run don’t walk to your nearest adult education remedial English class. Though this does shed light on the grunting issue.
Pageant grandma you are so stupid. A child with developmental issues is a retard. You are a fuckig cunt. I hope to see you at a pageant and hope you have the nerve to say something. That would make my day. Your just mad because your a dried up cunt that doesnt have a life. Do you know Tricia? I think you would get along great with her. You are both bitches who bash behind people’s back and don’t have the backbone to say it to my face. You both hide behind your computer with a fake name and bash Camarie and me. You should have something else to do besides obsess over us. Quite trying to tie yourself with big name pageant people, you don’t know Ally, Samara, or Lori and Alaska and they would never associate with trash. So go change you grannie diapers cunt.
You just keep telling yourself that. You know, until you showed up here, raving like an illiterate dolt, I really thought Crabby was too harsh; but you’re making Tricia look classy, and that’s hard to do.
@J-Lo Ho, you are truly commenter gold, and I thank you for that.
Your daughter is incomprehensible, bites, kicks and yes – she did say bitch, check it out at exactly 10:18 on the iTunes version of your episode. They actually CAPTIONED IT. And I wasn’t kidding about having her checked – something ain’t right with that kid! Or ignore if you want her sitting on the front porch of some West Virginia store doing the Banjo Duel.
Also, the network it TLC, not TNT, try to get it straight. And no one gives me any inside information – all I do is recap the stupid, ill-mannered kids and their hilljack mothers. Anyone from the pageant world who comments does so directly to the site, not to me or to the staff (including Candyass threatening to call the Internet Crimes Division of the FBI – perhaps you should call her and see what trouble the two of you can get into together?).
And fucking is spelled with a C, not with an X (fuxking?), but that probably does explain how improperly you conceived little Calamari in the back seat of a Camry while drinking Campari and singing Volare. And my guess is that she’s getting her lack of development from you. But thank you again for your grammatically and conceptionally-challenged comments. They really make our day!
“she isn’t normal or smart” Exactly!!! You were referring to the Squidster weren’t you?
@Pageant-Grandma, don’t ever leave us! J-Lo is just jealous of your proper use of the English language and the fact that your pageant granddaughter can use her words. Hugs!
Autism = retard. They should be able to detect that on a sonogram so parents can have the option to abort like downsyndrome. Camarie doesn’t grunt or have any delays. Sorry. TNT ask if the child can speak well before they agree to follow you. Camarie behaved like a almost 4 year old thank you. You weren’t there to see what went on so don’t give your opinions on something you don’t know about. It’s tv. Go Camarie!! The prettiest baby yet on TNT. They outdid thereselfs filming us. She is not cute. He is gorgous inside and out. she spoke throughout the whole episode and was spot on on stage.
@J-Lo…you are in for it now.
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
There’s almost nothing worse than a grown woman using dirty language to sound “tough”. For humor, now that’s a different story! Any idiot can sling around potty talk. Apparently this is where Squidley gets her rage and limited vocabulary.
“Sorry but the nicest person I would ever meet isn’t on a bash site bashing the mom or a child.”
Congratulations J Lo. You just insulted a little innocent girl, Sami Jo and her mother “Trashy Tricia”.
Not only are you a dumbass you are also a hypocrite. Here we go again… 1.somebody feigning high principles: somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.
No worries, Crabby– I’m here to stay. Someone has to stick around to represent “us normal pageant folk”.
@pageant grandma…I’m really starting to adore you…
@J-Lo… “thereselfs”…
OMG, is no one going to touch that?
Jenny From the Block-
I must apologize, I am missing your message. I left my Pageant Mom to English dictonary on my other computer.
I am a bit surprised that someone who named their child after a pregnancy craving doesn’t have a better sense of humor. Really, that is hilarious and I wish I would have thought of it.
I had baklava for the first time when I was pregnant and couldn’t get enough. I wonder if she would object to me changing her name to Filo Doe?
“Go Camarie!! The prettiest baby yet on TNT. They outdid thereselfs filming us. She is not cute. He is gorgous inside and out. she spoke throughout the whole episode and was spot on on stage.”
You just wrote that your own daughter is not cute. And then you called her a he.
Time to sleep it off.
JennLop, you are REALLY pissing me off, Autism is NOT a form of ‘mental retardation’. Many Autistic persons are highly intelligent and it is believe that many of the geniuses throughout history had some form of Autism. Autism affects their social interactions or inability to have social interactions. Visual, audio, and physical stimuli can be a problem as well.
They outdid “theirselfs” (sic) filming you, but not, perhaps, the the way you think….
@Moli, she is an idiot. Please do not get yourself worked up over her ignorance. I have two sons on the spectrum and both of them are brillant. She doe not have the cognitive ability to understand what you wrote.
Hey Jenny….sucks to be you.
@Moli. brilliant and does. Holy moly I am dropping IQ points by association.
OMG, (fake) JLo is starting to remind me of the dumb kid in class from high school that could never learn from constructive criticism. The one who said the same stupid idea over and over, and then just kept saying it because they enjoyed sounding stupid and having other people get frustrated trying to correct them. We have a remedial mom on our hands!! Sorry, guys, I almost never comment but she is just too much! Love all y’all- you keep me in stitches!
@Closet children on the higher side of the spectrum are the BEST children(in general) to work with. The leaps and bounds, their shear INTELLIGENCE…I have left work in awe at times. It strikes a nerve because parents of nonautistic berate our exceptional learners(what I call them…they are just so damn smart), due to their social interactions or how they react to different stimuli.
People with limited intelligence, I have found, tend to berate that which they feel threatened by. They don’t understand it, therefore it is “bad”. My son’s IQ is over 150 (putting him in the “genius” range, by most standards). Socially, his development is slower, and he lacks organizational skills. He also has sensory issues due the lack of mental “filter” these kids tend to have. He skipped the 2nd grade, and could have skipped another, but his diminuitive size and slower social development were concerns, so we didn’t allow it. It always cracks me up when someone shows up here slinging the sort of trash that J-Lo has. My autistic son has better communication skills than that.
Oh JLO ! If only we could have aborted you.
I was just thinking, JLo didn’t sound that stupid on TNT, must be the editing.
@ Clair Thank you for sharing
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/toddlers-tiaras-500k-tiara-twins_n_1500569.html?ref=tv&icid=maing-grid7
It would be possible to write a 3 page recap on this clip alone.
I think that we all need to shower the J Lo off us and prepare for tonights episode
Nowadays everyone says everyone is Autistic. Sorry but having developmental delays doesn’t mean your a genius. It means your not all there upstairs. Get a grip on reality. Camarie is gorgous not cute. Cute is an insult you can a ugly kid at a pageant. You know “oh she’s so cute”. Pageant grannie isn’t normal because all pageant moms and grandmas are two faced bitches that talk shit. Grannie proved this by talking trash about several moms just today. You named Fransoly, Jamie Sterling, Candice, Kelly, tricia , and etc. Sad thing is these episodes aired a very long time ago but yet your still hung up on them as are several others with Lori added in the mix. The difference between me and Candice is I have backbone and won’t let a bunch of cunts bash my baby. She has no backbone just like Tricia. So never compare me to her or Tricia. I handle my business and Puts twats in there place. Dear crabby I addressed you because your the one who made this recap. So anyone with sense would confront the writer not a bunch of stupid retards posting who don’t have life’s. Like I said I don’t hide behind my computer and use a fake name.
@”Jennifer Lopez” – glad you don’t hide behind a fake name. Ahem. Well, to quote Lori, “You can’t fix stupid.”
I agree with Closet Fan, let’s shower off the J-Blow and focus on tonight’s trainwreck of animals and kids together onstage. Somebody call Stanley Steemer! That guy loves llamas! Hope the turkey is a diva…
Closet– I actually know that family in the clip (yeah, yeah, J-Lo, I know, I’m just saying that to make myself sound “big”, I’ll save you the effort in attempting to type that, I know it strains your brain). They are a good example of “if you have it to spend, knock yourselves out”, in my opinion. Trust me when I say that the electric bill is getting paid in that house, regardless of the money spent on pageants. Kelly is actually a nice lady, and her twins are adorable.
I have to ask you this, my brother didn’t walk until he was almost two, he had poor motor control(which is a developmental delay)…you think he isn’t ‘all there upstairs’? You know what don’t answer it, you will probably have some snide remark…or somehow and someway bring PG into into it. I pity you…you are the first person I have encountered that has actually used Autism as an insult to another. I guess your other would be hahahahaha you Down Syndrome person bwhahahaha you cerebral palsy person. Nothing left in me but pity.
They edited a lot of stuff I said out. Which makes me mad. I called people out right and left but they wante the main focus on me an Tricias feud. Which the problem is she called Camarie ugly and is alway talking shit about Camarie. But she has never said a thig to my face. When she sees me she just sits there like a deaf mute. Scared shitless. I don’t backstab, I chest stab. I’m not two faced like these other pageant moms who is jealous of Camarie. She is a winner and people can’t handle that. She wins every pageant we enter. She was cheated to win queen it was a joke. Again Tricia bought her title since Sami is unable to do anything on stage but stand there while her mom gives a crotch Shot. If anyone Sami needs to be checked out because she doesn’t speak at all and just stands there. She is 3 and should be able to prefrm at least one pageant move. Don’t forget Camarie rocked it out. You get enjoyment out of bashing a child Wouldn’t finding a life be easier. Dear crabby do you have kids? I’m guessing not since it’s always the people without kids who knows everything about kids and want to give parenting advice. My dogs are feed all day and aren’t starving. They are built like that. So get over it. It’s funny my episode was so good that’s all you have to say negative. Haters are our motivators. And no thank you dear crabby for making Camarie famous.
Ha ha ha! “I handle my business and put twats in there place” That’s my new motto!
Sorry, shower now running.
Uh, so Jennifer Lopez, you are basically calling yourself a two faced bitch that talks shit?!?!? Just a question, cause that is what you basically said to Pageant Grandma.
Also, for the love of God, stop using the word “retard”. AND, for Fucks Sake, enough with the usage of “cunt”. I will give you this. You were right when you said in your episode that you won’t stab a person in the back, you will stab them in the front. Hell, I thought your kid did awesome in her beauty wear. I fucking loved her red beauty dress!! Maybe she didn’t say bitch, maybe she did, maybe TLC did the fun edit, and dubbed her saying it, but with that mouth of yours, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it came out of her mouth…I, Alison, by the way, will admit that I swear like a sailor at times, but you have taken a “sailor/trucker” mouth to a whole new level. The only reason that I don’t use my “real name” on here, is because I don’t need crazy pageant mothers like you hunting me down on facebook!! It’s bad enough that I watch this show, I don’t need all my friends and family knowing it
Just so you know, I don’t bash the kids, ever! I did, however make the comment that I thought her name maybe possibly came from the fact that you and your husband had a little fun in the backseat of the family car. Just saying, sometimes you have to get creative, and you never know where the mood can strike. If you want to hate me for that, then fine…whatever.
Yes Mole he isn’t all there if he couldn’t function. The truth hurts. You asked I answered. You bashed Camarie so I find it fair to let you know your brother is special needs. Autisc isn’t an honor it’s a parents worse nightmare. Camarie isn’t delayed and damn sure ain’t autistic! She isn’t behind in anything. You dumb fucks. Not quite calling her a retard or slow. Your body is suppose to rid itself if the child is down syndrome or cerbtal palsy or any other type of retardation and when it doesn’t that’s why there is testing down to prevent them being born. Do some research. I have three kids who are all smart and right on track. So no need for concern. Camarie is a typical child and acted like it.
I would like to add Gobble Baby! to the drinking game.
Again– Tricia is trash, and a waste of air. You aren’t surprising anyone by saying that, and you won’t find a single person here who will disagree. When I watched the episode, I honestly thought (apart from the breeding thing– really, STOP THAT), that you seemed, well, reasonably smart, and far more classy. You have proven repeatedly in this thread that you WERE edited– they made you look far more intelligent and classy than you apparently are! Have I said ONE unflattering thing about Camarie here? No. I have called her cute (and i mean that), said she did well on stage, etc. You called my granddaughter (whom you don’t even know, since I have not provided, and will not provide, her name) “ugly”, a “loser”, etc, suggested that my son should have been aborted, and made numerous jabs about my perceived age (I’m younger than you think, I assure you). Yet you insist that I am the “trash talker’ and “backstabber”. I make it a practice to never say anything ABOUT someone that I won’t say TO them. I have held to that throughout this entire conversation. And I am now officially done with you.
I would like to add GOBBLE BABY! to the drinking game.
Who cares what he said when the beeped it out. You all think TNT is real life and no ediig occurs that people are jut stupid and can’t speak in sentences. When you go in the show they tell you they cut and splice you to say ehatever they want and they edit things out and set the scene for the drama they want. Don’t get me wrong I really hate trashy Tricia and have for 3 years. But if you all are that stupid to think I any speak in a sentence and use Engligh then your fools and it explains why you live on this site. Fuckers.
Am I the only one starting to wonde if JLo is for real? Perhaps it is someone trying to bait the Gasmi??? I am just thinking nobody can possibly be this ignorant and rude. Right? Right? Oh boy, if it is really Camarie’s mom I weep for that child. At least until the shit goes down on tonight’s episode and I have something else to make fun of.
Angela– one can only hope. I’d have expected this from Tricia/Trisha/TrASHa, but this one’s a live one, for sure.
But if you all are that stupid to think I any speak in a sentence and use Engligh
I have only one thing to say: I weep for our public education system.
You know what she has lost(or never had) her ever loving mind. There is no way anyone is this damn crazy and we have seen crazy. Is this woman is really allowed around children?
@ Jennifer Lopez You dumbass are the pussy, not our Dear Crabby. You sat in the room with your fugly daughter and didn’t open your mouth. You are full of shit. Tricia supposedly called your daughter ugly yet you sat in the room with her and said nothing. I won’t even address your comments regarding disabilities until you can write a grammatically correct sentence. The ignorance you display about the reproductive system just highlights your extreme lack of brain cells. Seriously bitch, read your posts. You can’t write at all. Nor can you spell, what no spell check? And by the way, your daughter is not gorgeous. Again they make this thing called a dictionary, you should try it. While you are at the bookstore I would head on over to the diet book section. Just sayin. I love morons like you that come on here and tell us to get a life while you sit in delusional land thinking that Crabby made you daughter famous. Famous for what, being one of the biggest brats on the show thanks to you.
@JLo – You obviously don’t understand genetics. SquidInk is fugly because you are a cow whose udder is larger than that poor bitch you keep impregnated because you are either too cheap/greedy/or ignorant to spay. Your child cannot possibly be beautiful (or cute) because the gene pool is against her. Looked in the mirror lately?
Angela-You are not alone, I am suspicious as well. I have seen irrational rants, but the spelling errors are way too over the top to be legit.
Sorry for the double post before. I had a message that said it didn’t go through the first time.
Gobble Baby!
S-natch you can fuck off. Camarie is not ugly or fugly. You have no room to talk cuz I bet your as big as a house. Watch what you say about my baby or this will be war. I did say something I said there is nothing over there for you. I would have beat ass if Tricia dare spoke about Camarie. Period. I don’t tolerate shit talkin on my baby. So yes get a life and get out of mine. Your just making Camarie Lynn’s fan page sore with new likes. Yes this is making her famous. We have already been asked to be followed two more times so stayed tuned.
In not really concerned with spell check. This is a bash site not an essay or a job interview so it doesn’t matter if everything is spelled right. I also seen many mistakes in all your comments too. Your talking trash about me and my baby so yes I’m going to be mad and not worried oh did I spell this right for the Internet geeks. Give me a break.
@TrailerParkJ-Lo…Camarie is you daughter, and you love to look at her but, here’s the thing…she is not a pretty girl.
Also, the word you’re looking for is YOU’RE, not YOUR, see how that nifty little apostrophe takes the place of the “a” in you are…
Also, if you were going to name your kid after squid, did Cala or Mari ever cross your mind, or did you just want her on the pole that badly?
Get your autistic kid some help, and find her a hobby that doesn’t require her to be pretty, because she isn’t.
@ Dear Crabby – You. Are. Hysterical.
I do not watch this show (viewed an episode, once, with slack-jawed incredulity) but for kicks and giggles clicked on your recaps. Love your style – will be back for more!
I am totally on the “J-Lo is a troll” bandwagon. The grammar and spelling are intentionally messed up. I think everyone should stop responding to her. If she’s even a woman.
S-Natch is smokin’ hot, btw. Killer ass…
@Guilty Fan, (way, way back in the comment list) I said something about the vibe among the judges in the thread after the mini-cap. Pretty Judge was definitely getting the stink-eye from the other two judges and I, too, wondered why. I got the feeling they didn’t agree with her rant against coaching from the parents. Or maybe they were just annoyed that she was doing all the talking.
As much as autocorrect pisses me off, I have yet to see a better case for it than I have just now.
If someone had never heard of Squidward outside of this site, why would she spell it Squid Ward? That was the real giveaway for me.
Well, JHo, they say God doesn’t like ugly. That may explain your child.
I hope you are a troll, otherwise it scares me you are raising a child.
Team Pageant Grandma!
I think we can all agree that tonight’s episode is where it is at. Goodnight all, can’t wait for your mini Dear Crabby.
I am not bothered with your spelling and grammar comments. I am not spell checking besides the auto correct that are made. I have no clue what you mean by squidward or squid ward either one. It’s simple my kid is off limits and this is me. I was told you all were bashing us and I stopped by just to see how big and bad you are. How do Youvkbow S-natch has a nice ass and is smoking hot. I have every right to defend myself and my daughter against you bully’s. Any good mom would. I won’t allow my toddler to be trash talked by a bunch of tacky women or men. The site allows anybody to stop by and if you all can say fuckrd up things I am allowed to respond and will not stop. Until you all stop and take this down.
Fucked up sorry I misspelled that for all you grammar snobs and spelling snobs. If I had free time all day then I would spell check everything but have three kid and a man so get over it.
JLO YOU’RE ADORABLE. please don’t change a thing.
i am coming onto this killer thread to point you to my new article about T&T names. i can’t promise it will be as fun for you reading that as it is for me reading this, but you can’t say i didn’t try.
LOVE YOU CRABBY!!!!
http://www.tvgasm.com/home/tvgasm-investigates-toddlers-and-tiaras-book-of-baby-names.html
Is that really squidleys mom or did yet another person get a hold of Candice’s computer?
Jennifer, if you really are who you say you are, and not just trying to stir things up, then you are an evil person to even suggest that precious children who are born with downs or autism should be aborted. Every child is planned and created by God and for you to suggest that they are worthy of nothing but abortion makes me sick. If I were to ever meet you and you said such things out loud to me, I honestly think that I would pop you in your foul, trash spewing mouth. I feel so sorry for your children.
Was I the only one watching the episode tonight thinking “stop strangling that poor snake!!”. Also, if sparkle baby is 100 comments, what do we yell at 200, since we are nearly there?
I bit. Calamarie’s “fan” page has 126 likes. I dont know how sore the page can be with 126 likes. SamiJo’s has about 2500. How do you “like” that?
Need the new minicap. Good lord what is it with twins on this show. I’d like to see a brag off between tonight’s mom and the horse face mom. They are both full of shit. Brand new custom stoned glitz dresses sell between $1000 and $2000 and they lose their resale value faster than a car being driven off the lot.
I wouldn’t want to do my routine with the ugly turkey, I would want the cute lamb in a tutu. Way to eff up your kids for life, like giving them crappy names wasn’t punishment enough. With all the money they claimed to spend, you would think they would be more polished. Poor kids have to deal with favoritism too.
Question. Would you need “bodyguards” (that looked like escapees from Moonshiners) if you didn’t drive a tacky ass bus with your kids pictured plastered all over it?
Oh this is gold! Nothing is more entertaining than a troll on the gasmii boards! This is either a preteen boy up past his bedtime or I weep for our future.
There is to much to even comment on! I for one would love to know what this person intends to do to anyone who is commenting on her child? Are you going to personally go out and hunt each one of them down and what??
Even my 14 year old asked me, “Mom, what is wrong with that kid? She just grunts?” But I can see from your constant bashing of children with special needs (really who does that?) that even if your child did have an issue you would be the last to know. My sympathy to you when the kindergarden teacher has to sit down have that talk with you…oh to be a fly on the wall. Let me guess you’ll just accuse her of being jealous because your child is sooooo gorgeous…
Over the last few hours, my SuperGay SpideySense™ has been repeatedly pinging… causing me much concern. I ignored it initially because I’m kind of on hiatus right now, but it kept happening, so I finally decided to come see what’s up… and I find that some yahoo-ette with a SIMILAR nickname to mine has been trolling and trying to get all internet-badass all over everybody by cursing and using poor English and posing as a hardcore gangsta bitch or something…
SO glad to find out it was nothing at all of consequence. Now I can go back to being mad at North Carolina.
love, J-Mo
(da REAL “J-Nickname-Ending-In-The-Letter-’O'”)
P.S. Awesome recap, DearCrabby! I wuv you!
J-Mo, isn’t it early for you? Or are you just getting in from and excellent night out with the BF?
Hugs! Oh – and last night’s show was amazing, those twins deserved their own episode…minicap coming momentarily…
@ash1 – that night was supposed to be out little secret
Thanks, though – you are all that and a pack of Little Debbies yourself!
So glad you brought up last night, DearC. Jaimie Sterling lives. *sigh*
We had Alisicaurus or whatever who was the whole package, poise, talent, beauty, skilz, wonderfulness….
And then there was “the other one”.
I want to grab Gia (whiney though she is) and bring her home and shower her with love and unicorns and rainbows…and love. It ain’t easy to grow up without it as some Gasmii know.
@ J-Mo, I am ashamed to admit that I now live in North Carolina (orginally from Long Island), and to be fair, the commercials they had on about the voting for Ammendement 1 or what ever it was called, was totally misleading and you could not tell what you were voting for. We were even discussing it at work, everyone was confused what vote “yes” meant. As Andy Cohen’s Mom said, in NC it’s legal to marry you cousin, so can you really blame them for being confused?
I don’t understand what the govt. has to do with this issue, it really shouldn’t be up for a vote IMO. If two people love each other, they should be able to get married, case closed. I look at it this way – If you don’t believe in gay marriage, abortion, etc. – then don’t do it, but you do not have the right to tell some one else what to do! BTW, I’m straight, but it irks me to no end!!
StageMom, thank you! Mentioned last night on the T&T twitterfest that the twins’ mom was our second richbitch. Horseface was amazing! But she arrived by private plane and limo so everyone could be jealous, rather than a bus with bodyguards. As I recall she got off the pole when rich dumb dude came along. Twinmom thinks her husband is an idiot and lets him know it.
Hope she shows up. She sounds like she could construct a proper sentence.
BTW– I’m beginning to think we just have another attention seeker here. As I recall, Squidley’s mom had the good grace to blush when she revealed how the poor kid got her name.
Damn, I haven’t seen last night’s show yet and now I’m dying to see it or read the mini-cap for it.
Question here, does anyone know what is happening with that other mom that was from Arizona that spend $250,000 on their twins? I can’t remember her name just that it was her what 6 marriage and dad was a dental surgeon and she had tat’s on her arms. Forgive my spelling, I’m just starting to drink cofee as I didn’t want to spit it all over my computer screen here at work. The IT keeps looking at me funny when I go to get the cleaning cloths.
@Clair here is the Barn Bitches link for you
http://www.tvgasm.com/recaps/toddlers-tiaras-bitter-barn-bitches.html
Canada, that was horseface! She was dreadful, wasn’t she? They live in Lake Havasu and the had that quarter mil wardrobe (and a VERY disgruntled looking nanny) for one year olds. She liked to show off her sleeve, which I’m sure is simply the envy of all the women at the Club.
Hmmmm. Now that I think of her (which I try to avoid) she had a fave twin too. One was destined for greatness, the other, not so much.
@SSC that’s her totally her. You’re right about the fave twin.
Who is the dumbass now? ME! I kept googling Barn Bitches last night and all it brought up was Dear Crabby’s recap. I thought there was some other site titled Barn Bitches that she had been on. Duh. Grunt. I truely believe that I lost some IQ points last night during that conversation. I just poured my coffee and I am going to head over there for a laugh.
Dear Closet!! I think we have all probably lost IQ points simply by reading J-Low’s comments. I can only speak for myself, but I definately feel dimmer.
She had only two comments, but they are manifique, non?
@snowshoecat You little shit stirrer you, lol! Now I remember how she found us, MWAH MWAH!
Horse face has moved out of Arizona and recently rented a house in Vegas for a week so the twins could be followed. Facebook was treated to a week of pictures of a 10,000 sf rented house, $2000 show girl costumes and lots of buildup followed by radio silence after pageant day. After a couple of days of people asking how they did she posts that her girls were so sick that day but they couldnt back out of being followed by the show because of their contract (no sure what contract since no one gets paid). Since they are real troopers they went on sick and apparently bombed it on stage. The poor sick twins got comments like “money doesn’t buy the it factor”. I can’t wait for their episode to air.
Oh come on Closet! * rests chin on fingertips and bats eyelashes at the Gasmii*
Hey, only ten to go before we have a whole load of Sparkle Baby, Cock comments!
Whee!
Dear tv gods of TLC, pls give bodyguard creepy Carl his own tv show…. His 1 runon sentence has captivated me.
@snowshoecat I am googling county fairs in my area. As soon as I find one I am going and winning a gold fish and naming it Sparkle in honor of last nights show. Then I am going to train it to wink at the judges.
Is Horseface and gullible husband, sorry I mean the gravy train, oop’s did it again, husband still together?
No fair. Last night really wasn’t fun for me. I know the twins’ family, and I know there really isn’t a favored kid (almost got autocorrected to flavored– very hansel and gretel). The mom whose kid has silver caps didn’t shove a flipper in her mouth to cover it up, and snake girl clearly loves pageants (though I could definitely have done without the stripper thing (Katie, you’re a good coach, but really– knock that off!).
Pageant-grandma – I almost spit my soda out at “Flavored twin,” LOLOLOLOL
Last night was a complete train wreck with those poor twins. I know they may not “really” have a favorite kid, but oy, I hope the girls never see the line where Mom says “I have an awesome kid and a bratty kid!” Regardless of editing, and whatnot…that would break her little heart.
I agree about coach Katie. I love everything about her except THAT. She had Daisey Mae do the same thing. It is not cool. It is not cute. I gringe when the audience hoots and hollars(?) afterwards. It is wrong on so many levels. And please, no crazy mom comments that there is something wrong with me because I see something wrong with that behavior.
I think that the producers know that after the Sterling twins fallout that twin favortism is ratings gold. I really did not get that feeling. I think that it was the way it was portrayed. And the “other one” comment, again golden. They want us to talk about it and we are. I think that it was the end of the long day and at that point Kelly did not know her own name. I have three and during Christmas with them plus other family we had a fun household that by dinner time I was calling the adults, you adult, please pass the potatoes and the kids either girl or boy.
Sparkle Baby!
@thisbuggs4u, I’m off to get screen cleaner again thanks lol….chai tea on screeen
Hey ladies, this is totally off topic but what the hell, maybe TLC can start a show about this
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/time-breastfeeding-cover-sparks-immediate-controversy-151539970.html
Sorry Confused!!
Chia is the worst, all that sugar….
I just watched this in rerun, and, if I’m not mistaken, “pretty judge” and “blond judge” are mother/daughter, no? Same name and quite a resemblance. Any insiders know for sure? (not you, J-Low) any SANE insiders.
Jennifer, PG never bashed Camarie, but I will. She is one fugly little kid, which would make her the prefect reflection of you. I wanted to believe that you were a toll, because I never though somebody would purposely make themselves look so stupid. I was wrong. If she not “an autism”, then she is just repeating the spew of toxic waste and grunts that come out of your mouth. You should be embarrassed. You may want to consider giving up pageants and trying soccer.
Jennifer, PG never bashed Camarie, but I will. She is one fugly little kid, which would make her the perfect reflection of you. I wanted to believe that you were a toll, because I never though somebody would purposely make themselves look so stupid. I was wrong. If Camarie is not “an autism”, then she is just repeating the spew of toxic waste and grunts that come out of your mouth. You should be embarrassed. You may want to consider giving up pageants and trying soccer.
And the double post!