Ariana looks awful in that outfit, it’s not really the right look for a pageant. Granny is kind of pissed that the routine got changed and I guess my question would be WHY would a coach do that? SAB-O-TAGE!
Rotini in tomato sauce is all I can think of here.
So Ariana gets onstage and does a reasonably good job but gets confused and loses her place numerous times. Granny is pissed. I’d be canceling that check. The North Carolina coach just has this stupid smile on her face (seriously?) and tries to show her a move to do, but poor Ariana. The coach motions for her to get off the stage.
If anyone needs to be kicked in the crotch this episode, it’s Miss Amber.
Granny is “aggravated.” No shit. I’d totally be siccing YaYa on that coach’s ass in the parking lot later. Mr. Fierce Foreskin says as a pageant coach and consultant, he’d change a routine right before the pageant. My question is, why did three adults let that happen?
Justin does save it by telling Ariana she did a great job smiling through everything and he was very proud of her. Awwww. I know he’s a good guy, he’d just be better with the foreheadforeskin clipped.
Judges, let’s hear it. Natali was pretty but looked scared; Alyssa was gorgeous but she didn’t make eye contact with the judges; Ariana was great but Jennifer can’t get past the sleeves on her beauty dress! I want this woman’s life if these are her problems.
CROWNING! Carla tells us the big enchilada is ultimate grand supreme, and I hope she’s talking about the crowns and not Mr. Tony.
First group is the three-year olds and of course HOLLY is onstage with Natali because God forbid she use any of her new-found confidence. Holly thinks Natali is going to win ultimate grand supreme. Someone’s been drinking the milk Kool-Aid!
Queen of the division…Natali! Yup. I think this was a great win considering. Holly is bummed but is very proud of her. “She accomplished more in 3 years than I did in 27,” Holly says. Well that’s just unbelievably sad and, well, pathetic. Think what you could accomplish if you weren’t a milk slushie dispenser all damn day.
Where have I seen this look before?
Natali interviews she won a very big crown and did it all herself. Yes you did! Good luck with chewing when that finally enters your life.
Four year olds up next…Alyssa gets a little pushy onstage, did anyone see that? She kind of pushed the girl next to her down the stage to make room. She’s kind of a little bitch, isn’t she? Bossy McSaucy for sure, and her special sauce is jerk.
Move it bitch, you’re in my light!
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