Nothin’ says klassy like a pool in your front yard, and Granny’s got a good one. But even klassier is the uncircumcised head of pageant pseudo coach Justin Fierce who is with “Fierce by Justin Pageant Coaching and Consulting” out of West Virginia. How this queen is still alive living in West Virginia is beyond me. Also, that hairpiece and headband is something Trump would wear if he were a drag queen and it just looks awful. AWFUL.
Drag Queen Bris – The Reality Show!
Granny tells us Justin is a friend but that Ariana’s real pageant coach is in North Carolina, which makes sense given that they are in Pennsylvania. Justin says that he’s going to be making sure Ariana’s routine is “perfectly polished before the pageant.” Say that ten times real fast, PenisHead!
Is YaYa mentally ill or something? I get the feeling they have her doped up good, because she is still wearing that Steelers headband/hair, a shirt that has a huge dog face on it (is that a pug?), and she’s smiling wildly.
Although a loving family, clearly they are a non-traveling freakshow.
Luckily, Justin’s credibility grows the more we see his frosty eye shadow and shell necklace, probably purchased at Salty Dog in Myrtle Beach. He blinks, sashays, blinks more and explains how to look at each judge. Actually, he is one of the better judges although it’s pretty clear he’s hoping for his own reality show. Can’t he just join them on Buck Wild?
That hair sort of has a reach-around going on, doesn’t it?
[Wow, just saw an ad for Gypsy Sisters, and they certainly make the Kardashians look classy, don’t they?]
Natali is having some pictures done today and again, she looks like she’d rather curl up and die a painful death. Dad tells us it takes a little while to get Natali out of her shell, and I’m guessing she’s the turtle who never sticks her head out ever. That poor kid seriously looks like she hasn’t slept in days and she is in no mood to smile for the camera. She basically spends her time with her head in her mother’s shoulder. Unless maybe she’s just hungry and is going in for a quick slurp.
Is that a rock I can crawl under for the rest of my days?
Holly says they’ve spent about $2000 on this pageant because they are serious, and my feeling is that money would have been better spent on another hobby that Natali actually likes and feels comfortable doing, or on a therapist. This kid is going to shit herself silly when she finally has to go to school and be separated from her mom and the two round meals available to her anytime she wants. It’s like living with a 7-Eleven.
I’m hungry. And thirsty. Can you solve this problem all at once?
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