Natali goes onstage and I have to give this poor little kid TONS of credit for doing this by herself. I really expected her to basically crap herself and run offstage into the woods, never to be seen again. But she follows Holly and does a pretty good job. Holly is just upset because she said usually when she’s onstage with Natali, she can cue her to look at the judges and when to walk, but I’m wondering – was dad ready to do all of that? Anyway, Natali gets offstage without having burst into flames which makes it a win for everyone, especially the hotel.
Adorable…and now, phone home.
Judge Candy said Natali looked distracted when onstage. “But she took my heart when she first took the stage because I love that auburn red hair.” Except Natali’s is real. At least the stuff closest to her head.
Maybe it’s those shocks of white hair that are making it hard for her to focus?
“I did my beauty all by myself,” Natali interviews. “That makes me very happy.” Aw, that is adorable. I bet tonight she asks for solids and a fork!
Someone asks Natali if she liked going onstage alone and she answers yes. Holly interviews that dad WILL BE GOING ONSTAGE WITH HER NEXT ROUND. So, you put her into pageants to build her confidence and now that it’s built you don’t want to let her be independent. Pro-breastfeeders of America, I rest my case. It’s not about Natali at all, it’s about MOM and what she wants, and what she wants is to make sure her daughter depends on her for a long time.
Think how awkward business luncheons are going to be if Natali is never weaned. Think!
Four year old age division – so the first time Alyssa is running with the big dogs. Someone in their group mentions that the girl onstage is big for four, and AmyLeigh says the girls can be “almost five.” Which still means FOUR. Got it.
Alyssa gets onstage and looks fantastic in cobalt blue.
Wow, pretty! She can’t be this perfect, can she?
She knows her stuff, has a lot of personality, smiles a lot and I thought she did a great job but AmyLeigh felt she stalled a couple of times. Judges? Thoughts?
Judge Wanda, who looks like she’s given up her extra “X” chromosome to be as asexual as possible as she rides the rest of her celibate life out, says that Alyssa really should have been more prepared and looking less to her mother for instructions. Well maybe if you put on a little GLOSS she might want to meet you eye-to-eye!
Really…not even pinching your cheeks to add some color?
Ariana is pitching a fit because her beauty dress is poking her. The family is shocked – SHOCKED – that her dress is restricting her arms. It’s really too bad they didn’t have the dress BEFORE the pageant where they could have checked things like this.
The sleeves…the sleeves! If only we had tried the dress on when we had it at home!
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