Ariana looks pretty but Judge Jennifer didn’t like the sleeves on her dress – she would have preferred short. Well, Jennifer, just deal with it.
FIESTA WEAR! They will be looking for facial beauty, colorful costumes, and a U.S. birth certificate, long form.
A piñata baby! I’ll get the bat…
Holly says this is the first time Natali is doing her fiesta routine, so this is worrisome. Holly says Natali is making it clear she doesn’t want anyone onstage with her, “And I was heartbroken.” There it is. Mommy doesn’t want to give up her baby. Looks like building her confidence really came back and bit you in the ass, didn’t it?
Oh crap! She’s an outie – points off!
Natali gets onstage in her navy blue velvet sombrero and bullfighting/Dallas Cowboys shorts and bolero. Music starts and she shakes it like she means it, watching mom NONSTOP. Judge Jennifer was upset that Natali didn’t make eye contact with the judges. You are lucky she didn’t pee herself and pass out, Jennifer. Let’s take what we can.
Until you tell her you want to chew your food instead of drink it.
Holly is thrilled, Natali is thrilled and dad is happy that this might be the start of not having to share mommy’s boobs with anyone else. Until that next kid comes along and Holly breastfeeds into retirement.
Nobody who has access to my boobs ever crosses me.
Sadly, Alyssa takes a turn for the worse when she’s talking with another girl and tells her that since she has maracas, she’s much better than the other girl. All AmyLeigh does is shake her head and tell her she’s naughty. Uh, she’s being a little bitch and very rude to the other contestant, AmyLeigh. Wanna pitch in on some valuable parenting?
She went from being a little teapot short and stout to a little bitchpot in no time flat!
But Alyssa continues on her mean girl path and tells the other girl, “You don’t look pretty in that dress.” Had I been that other girl’s mother, I would have totally yelled at Alyssa and pointed out that she really doesn’t look so hot in that bitch-ass personality of hers. I mean, wow – she had to learn that somewhere, and I really didn’t expect our little crotch-kicker to say something so mean. Oh, wait…!
Alyssa gets onstage and of course watches her mother too much. She looks cute, but after that display of mean-girlness, I’m out. Judge Jennifer doesn’t like the fact Alyssa kept looking at her mother instead of the judges. Jennifer, you seem to really need attention, have you considered breastfeeding one of the other judges? I bet you’ll get looked at then!
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