So the girl who wins Mega Grand runs to get onstage and totally wipes out. Must be karma from something she did during the pageant.
Ali wants to go to the pool. Renee takes a picture of Katlyn then says, “That was not a smile, do it again.” Brat.
Dad Rob asks Oli if she showed her mother her trophy for Best Personality and Delia says, “They’d have to be blind not to see that.” Or just not in the hotel room where she was throwing her fits! Oli is wiped and just wants to suck on her blue lollipop.
Blue balls joke anyone? Eh, too obvious.
Delia says the reason she won the pageant is her beautiful face set her apart. Well, not that far apart since she DIDN’T WIN THE PAGEANT, she just won a supreme in her age group. Wow, the lies we tell ourselves and Facebook.
And the amount of glitter on those lies can really get into our eyes.
This was a pretty tame show to finish off the season, I usually like a bang of crazy to go with my season finale. Thoughts? Think the parents are getting wise to the T&T formula? I still think there is a mass of crazy out there…I mean, the other day I saw a kid kick his mother and SHE KICKED HIM BACK. Don’t get me wrong, I was with her in spirit, that kid was a freakin’ monster, but I immediately thought, why can’t we have people kicking their kids ON TV? T&T, don’t deny us next season!
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