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Jessica says she’s gotten some criticism for putting her daughter in pageants but she doesn’t care. “She’s my daughter and I’m gonna do whatever I want to with her. Get over it people!” Amen. Unless other people are paying for it, they really don’t get to have an opinion here.
Jessica continues as we hear a buzzing sound and she asks to start over. “Is the fly going to affect anything?” Only the awesome editing of this scene, buzz-buzz! “I don’t want people to think I’ve got flies in my house, it’s nasty up in here.” You live in Mississippi and probably have mosquitos the size of Buicks, so chill on the fly. Buzz-buzz.
Over in London, Kentucky, we meet Destiny, 4, who tells Tennessee to watch out for her. Mom Lisa says that Destiny is a feisty little diva. Actually, she’s really not a bad kid. “I shake my booty, and that’s all I do,” she says. I think she’s adorable and I love the shape of her eyes – reminds me of someone…Olivia Wilde. Anyone else getting seeing that?
Destiny does a little move, knocks a little crown off of her dresser, than has a total and complete meltdown and runs to her mother for a hug. Really? Seems like you could just pick it up and put it back on the dresser, then go about your busy day of twirling. That response seemed a little over-reactive. But then she’s so cute…
And on the opposite side of Jessica and her reliving of her pageants, mom Lisa says that when she was growing up, she was denied the opportunity to participate in pageants. Her parents probably focused on school work. Assholes! “I think I’m living my dreams through my little girl,” she says. Lisa, you are supposed to keep that comment INSIDE of your head.
Destiny says, “I like pageants because my mom says so.” Lord, I hope Lisa is saving for some serious therapy. She says she’s going to bring the big crown home and when she says it and pretends she’s holding on to it with her hands, well, Destiny has some big guns. In fact, she really looks like she had those really hilarious rolls of fat that some babies have…where it’s just chub and a head and everyone knows it’s a baby drinking Half and Half. But when you look towards her wrists, her arms are just as big…and I’m thinking she’s headed for diabetes, party of one, if she doesn’t watch out. This poor kid! Mom seems like she’s in good shape, what the hell is she feeding that kid?