Destiny is whining about her Sandy from Grease costume, and interviews that Sandy is her mother’s “favorite cartoon.” Destiny does a great imitation of Sandy from the scene when she was cheerleading and told Danny Zuko she wished she never laid eyes on him. Man, that was a great movie. I know, because I saw it 32 times in one week while staying at my cousin’s house back in the day. Like I said, there is no such thing as too much TV.
And holy crap, I think we’ve found Traven’s new girlfriend.
Destiny comes out to practice and has a faux cigarette in her mouth. Now most of you may remember the candy cigarettes of yore, when Marlboro sponsored Halloween. Lisa says because Sandy came out and threw down a cigarette, Destiny is going to do the same. How about a lollipop instead? I mean, people will get the point but it won’t be horrifically inappropriate. I get the feeling Lisa has a vivid fantasy life.
Yes, she looks oh-so-cool.
“If she’s going to do acting and things like that, then she’s going to have to act out the part,” Lisa says. Oh man, another parent with a kid on the path to stardom/rehab. Lisa, GET A GRIP.
Ava is screaming for her dad and Jessica interviews that she doesn’t like Ava’s dad at the pageants because she’s the biggest daddy’s girl. Dad Chad says pageants aren’t his thing and he’d rather watch grass grow or paint dry. Maybe you could just order the NFL ticket or something, dude.
Daddy’s girl? No way!
Jessica admits to loving big hair and she says, “Roll with the fro, HA! HA!” At least she owns it! They pack up and put Ava in the car and she practically shits herself because they are leaving daddy behind. Say it ain’t so!
Pageant day in Gatlinburg, Tennessee! Why, there’s Lori! And Alaska! And Braxton who ain’t so cute anymore! Today they are rocking around the clock with what looks like a bunch of crazed mothers.
Calm down, lady!
I am, however, loving the crowns that Angela designed…big, pinkish-red jewels with a rhinestone clock in the center (probably to rock around). Gotta get my hands on one of those.
Getting into the elevator, Vikki asks Emma if she’s excited and Emma says no. So, you don’t like to practice and you aren’t excited to be here. Are you sure perhaps you shouldn’t just be watching TV instead of spending all of mom and dad’s cash on something you are about to screw up royally?
Ava is having her makeup done and she hates it. Jessica sighs heavily and says she’s already stressed. The hair and makeup person wants to put Ava’s hair up because everyone’s wearing their hair up, but Jessica has formed a major Oliver Stone conspiracy theory that someone has paid this woman to have everyone wear their hair the same way so the long-fall-wearing girls will win. Because makeup artists have just that kind of time on their hands to form conspiracies at pageants.
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