“I don’t trust people,” Jessica says, telling us again about how the makeup artist might be getting paid to make Ava lose. “Hmm…something to think about,” she says. “I always think someone is out to stab me in the back.” Jessica, that must be an exhausting way to live your life. Also, IT’S A REGIONAL EFFING PAGEANT! Nobody cares but you crazy moms.
Although SHE seems to have the back-stabbing motion down pat, doesn’t she?
Destiny is throwing her own little fit with hair and makeup, so Lisa shoves some go-go juice down her gullet and feeds her chocolate like she’s a pre-menstrual teen. Or woman.
Destiny makes sort of a raspberry, then she drools spit out of her mouth down her shirt. Lisa asks Destiny if they came her to win today and of course Destiny says no. “You gonna try to win?” and Destiny drops a loogey down her chin and all over her pajamas. Uh-huh. This is when I’d wrap things up and we’d be heading home.
Also…did anyone else get the vibe that maybe something was off with this Destiny? I mean, I know I say that about every kid, mostly because I don’t like them, but her overreaction in the crown dropping earlier and this spittle…seems kind of odd even for a four year old. Anyone want to pipe in about this episode’s Squidly?
I mean, is this normal at this age?
Lisa threatens to go home and Destiny shits, so they are staying. Yeesh.
And it’s sad when people with no faces become makeup artists, isn’t it?
Emma is practically sleeping while her makeup is getting done and she interviews that she’s tired, sleepy and she just wants to go home. THEN GO! God, could you put less effort into this hobby YOU wanted to do? Vikki is concerned because they have a lot of competition but Emma hasn’t practiced like she has competition.
Back at Ava Central, Jessica says she doesn’t like Ava’s hair. “Whhhyyyy?” she says it’s not glitz and it looks too casual. She crop-dusts Ava’s head with hairspray and they are off to the races as she says she says things have not started off well and they are going downhill. The important thing is you staying positive.
Believe me, I KNOW HAIR and her hair suuuuucks! It’s a conspiracy!
Okay, contestant Jerzee has an absolutely beautiful face despite the fact she looks like chemo head. Her favorite TV show is Channel 3 news. What is tragic is her stupid name, especially the spelling. Jerzee? Why don’t you just name her Pole-Dancing Whore and get it over with? Think she’ll be CEO? She’s named after a COW and the garden state all rolled into one. Stupid parents.
Beautiful face, tragic hair, and the stupid woman that named her daughter JERZEE.
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