Judges judge: Jocelyn thought Ava was very good once she got started; Destiny was impressive and had a lot of confidence but they hated the cigarette and thought it was in poor taste; and Emma was beautiful but she rushed it a little bit. Who will win???
Alaska looks really happy…no wonder Lori is hiding behind her.
Crowning! Ava’s group is up first and Jessica is ready to chunder she’s so anxious. Most Beautiful and Prettiest Hair…AVA! Jessica is cracking up because they won prettiest hair and all she did was piss and moan about it all day. Yes, I’m sure the makeup artist feels the same way, especially when she watches this and sees you thought she was part of a conspiracy theory. Oh, and good luck getting anyone else to do your kid’s hair and makeup at future pageants, Jessica!
Is it still a conspiracy if things go in your favor?
Queen is…not Ava! Which means Ava pulls for a higher title. Jessica is thrilled.
Destiny’s group is up next. Most Beautiful and Best Fashion…not Destiny. Queen…not Destiny! So she pulls for a higher title and more cigarettes.
Shushing your kid at a pageant? Wow.
Emma’s group is next. Most Beautiful…not Emma. Personality and Prettiest Smile AND Prettiest Hair…Emma! She doesn’t realized she pulled until her mother tells her.
I pulled for a higher title…must have missed that when I was watching TV.
Overall winners…0-4 group, Overall Most Beautiful…not Ava! Beauty Supreme…AVA! Yay! Well there you go, Jessica wins! “We’re tickled pink!” she says as we see Ava completely toss the crown to the floor where it breaks.
WEEEEEE! Crown go boom!
Still 0-4 category…Overall Personality Winner…Destiny! “We always win that award,” Lisa complains. Isn’t “Personality” code for fat? Because I think I know why she always wins.
Destiny interviews that she “always rocks the stage.” Actually, I am kind of surprised she didn’t win beauty or grand…maybe the cigarette pulled her down, but I really thought she was FACIALLY beautiful.
Personality or not, that crown RULES.
Now it’s the 5-9 Mini-Supreme Winner…not Emma. Ultimate Face…Emma! Aw, she really didn’t want that, she wanted grand. Next time, practice!
I wish I got a crown for watching TV, it would be 10 times bigger than Emma’s.
Ultimate Grand Supreme…some kid named Chloe (hey, thank God it wasn’t Alaska). Vikki says they are addicted to pageants now so they will continue the pageants. You may want to get Emma to practice more.
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