Denim Wear! Traven is dressed like Michael Jackson and I get the feeling that Traven is going to have his ass kicked at school when the boys see this show. Although if they are watching this show, probably not.
$20 says those chaps are assless! Well, I guess they all are, aren’t they?
Traven is up and he does kind of the same moves he did for beauty. He also doesn’t make any better eye contact this time than he did before. He does his own moves and just jumps all over the stage. Now get off it.
Maybe HE needs to work at The One-Trick Pony.
Ava-Cate is wearing a Minnie Mouse denim outfit with a ripoff skirt. Oh, great. Anyway, she does a great job, has great eye contact, great smile and lots of enthusiasm. Me no likey the ripping off of the skirt, but at least she has her buns covered. One of the judges said it was her favorite routine of the day.
You know I’ve got this!
Finally Samantha is up and is the only one wearing white denim and it totally works with her leopard print shirt. She has her routine down pat but again, the hair seemed almost too much. But her routine worked and one judge said this redeemed her from the Fairy FUBAR.
And for the Future Ladies Who Lunch, we have this ensemble…
Judges make their comments…Traven is a showman but doesn’t make eye contact, Ava-Cate was a doll but needs to stop relying on mom, Samantha is hands-down beautiful despite the Fairy Wear. “The white pants just complemented her face.” How the hell was she wearing those pants?
I think this guy is dead…and I’m pretty sure the guy behind him did it.
So this competition had two ultimate grand supremes with extra anchovies on them…for the zero to six group and the seven and up group. Sounds like IFF is making some extra cash, aren’t they? Well, good for them.
Is this guy actually hovering in his Hoveround?
Traven goes up to Amy and asks if her daughter is Samantha. “Well, I’m trying to beat her,” he says. Physically? Because I could sort of see that. Amy laughs and says, “Well you go, boy! You go, boy!” Should you really be calling him “boy”? I mean, I know she doesn’t mean it that way, but I think we’ve been so conditioned to worry about this kind of stuff, all I heard was…
…I have one of these in my front yard!
Okay, I know she doesn’t, but she thinks it’s funny Traven has balls that big. I think it’s tragic.
He had to have a trach because he screamed “Sparkle Baby!” one too many times.
So, since Traven is the only boy in the boy’s category, he pretty much sweeps it. Mr. Todd manages to sound surprised when Traven wins. LaNesia says since they didn’t crown him as division queen, he did pull for a higher title. Oh brother.
By default, doesn’t he also have the WORST personality since he’s the only one competing?
Four year olds up next…Queen is…not Ava-Cate! So she pulls for a higher title. She really showed those other two girls, didn’t she?
Seven to eight year old girls…Queen is…not Samantha! So now we’re on to the supreme titles.
Overall Denim Wear Winner…Traven! Well duh, I mean, come on, he really wasn’t going to win ultimate grand. LaNesia said she was disappointed he didn’t win ultimate and, “I don’t know what the judges were looking for.” They were looking for a GIRL, LaNesia.
Be sure to tell all the boys on the playground, Traven.