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D-Bag Dad says, “Oh no,” and goes up to the stage to check to see if his daughter is still going to be able to be a single mom. “She disappeared. She really did the genie act.” Yeah, let’s hope she didn’t just do the Terry Shiavo act.
Some guy from the pageant pulls Kylee up and D-Bag Dad gets there to comfort her. She’s crying and then people start to applaud because it is the best talent pageant they’ve seen all year. D-Bag carries her into the hallway to calm her down. Luckily, we don’t see any cuts or bruises on her face – a head injury really would not have been funny and making fun of it would have been bad. I would have done it, but still…rude.
Judge Frank says when he saw the bottle he got a little nervous that it was so far back that someone could fall and what do you know, someone fell. Way to warn someone, Frank!
In the hallway, D-Bag is showing us Kylee’s bruise on the inside of her leg and although it’s new so it’s kind of light, that is going to be a hell of a bruise for the next 4-6 weeks. And I have no doubt that her single mother will be calling DCFS because if there is one thing moms don’t like to see on their daughters when they get back from D-Bag Single Dad homes is bruising on the inside of their daughter’s legs!
Lurch runs out with Dr. Eye and says that he’s a doctor, did they want him to look at Kylee? That is actually cool and Dr. Eye just wanted to make sure she didn’t hit her head. If he’s that concerned, he should check out Noni’s head before it splits its seams.
Elizabeth gets onstage and does her Madonna/bridal/Vegas bride routine and Cher and Britney seem to love it. Judge Britney said she wanted to get onstage with her. Awww. Noni is thrilled.
So Kylee’s group is checking in with her to make sure she’s okay and D-Bag tells them not to scare her. Some blonde extra tells her if she can’t do her leg lift, they can go home. Oh, how many times do sorority girls hear the same thing at parties? Anyway, she does her leg lift and wants to go on with the show. What a little trooper!
D-Bag says he knew Kylee would recover because she’s a tough girl. Tough enough for lesbian love? Douche.
So they bring the bottle back onstage, further away from the edge, she pops out, comes out the back and does a great routine. That is very similar to Elizabeth’s in every way, shape and form, plus some gymnastics.