Queen is…not our girls! Meaning they both pulled for higher titles.
The brain scratch the is definitely NOT a pick!
Supreme Beauty is not our girls! Supreme Personality is…Elizabeth! Which means she’s fat! Noni says Elizabeth wasn’t the best she could be because of her hair, the routines and how she and Kylee looked the same.
Granny cooch alert!
Elizabeth interviews and reads her sash, “Supreme Personality. I don’t want that. I want ultimate grand supreme. It’s what I’ve been working for. I’ve not been working for Supreme Personality.” Then she smiles and is so cute.
Look into my baby blues and tell me this isn’t total and complete bullshit.
Mini-Grand Supreme with extra cheese and douche on top is Kylee! D-Bag Dad is happy.
And I’m totally going to beat the shit out of my sexist dad with this scepter.
Ultimate Grand Supreme goes to Kayla who we met back in July (remember how they withheld food from her while she practiced for like 2 hours when mom and granny went drinking?)
Looks like mom April finally put Kayla on some happy meds!
The Twinbos are screaming bloody murder so Lurch Son and Dr. Eye take them out back and shoot them just for some peace and quiet. I wish. Anyway, Lurch says this is a day she does not want to repeat for some time. How about EVER? We don’t want to see those little brats again either.
And they are YOUR kids! Think how WE feel!
Lurch says she doesn’t want to put the time, energy and money into it if they aren’t going to be well-prepared. What are you putting your time and energy into, then, if you aren’t preparing them? I bet these kids would be great in field hockey.
Pageant Director Tami totally sucks up to new money by telling them as they are leaving that they are the most amazing family. Yeah, they aren’t adopting African orphans or feeding the poor, they are raising horrible children who won’t know a good day’s work if it smacked them both in their faces.
Please continue to spend a lot of money at my pageants!
Scarlett interviews, “I’m over this…I want to walk away.” Do it quickly. Both girls tell us bye-bye, hopefully forever. Then somehow Isabella gets knocked on the floor and starts screaming.
Noni whispers to Christina that she was surprised Elizabeth didn’t win and she once again expresses her disappointment in Georgina. She does this verbally since her face hasn’t moved in years.
Noni says that Elizabeth was Georgina’s very first client, now Georgina doesn’t have time for her and she feels bad. Again, we have to take her word for it since she cannot express sorrow.
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