I honest to God feel like my head is going to explode. This guy, this total and complete circle jerk of a “human being”, is the biggest douchebag twat-monkey I have ever seen on this show. I am so angry about his shirt and I think this one is just THE WORST. I hope he understands completely why his daughter turns out to be a single mother in abusive relationships. He is making damn sure she knows how valuable women are to men. And if this is a slap at Kylee’s mother, it’s even worse because he’s telling Kylee just how valuable the woman who gave birth to her is. So basically, she’s trash and so is Kylee because she has that woman’s DNA. This guy is a total and complete fuckwad and deep down, he knows it. And he knows we know it too. Ass-munch!
Lurch interviews that it’s early and they are heading into hair and makeup. “And that can really be a catastrophe.” You know, my weekends aren’t the most exciting, but never do the end up being a catastrophe, even if one of the dogs “catastrophes” on the floor. So I just don’t get the appeal of spending your weekends with this kind of chaos. Unless those tiaras were real diamonds! Then I’d totally cut a three year old to get one.
Is she spraying her with Kid-Off? Does it contain DEET?
Scarlett and Isabella are shown screaming and yelling and crying and whining and who forgot the duct tape?
Kylee is getting ready and WHAT THE HELL? Douchebag Marty is wearing a t-shirt that reads “I (heart) Lesbians.” Come on! Is Lesbians really capitalized? More importantly, WHO THE HELL WEARS THIS KIND OF SHIT? This guy must think he’s so funny and really, he’s just coming off as a complete toolshed.
When I say my dick is small, I mean infinitesimal.
Kylee interviews that she loves to have her makeup done. “I’m pretty, but I’m prettier with my hair and makeup done.” Great child-rearing, D-Bag! Your kid is growing up thinking what she really looks like isn’t enough.
Speaking of stupid…Pageant dad, meet me at camera 3 – DON’T EVER FUCKING DO THIS AGAIN!
Elizabeth is in line to get her hair and makeup done so she goes up behind Georgina and calls for her, and Georgina is in the midst of putting makeup on Kylee, Elizabeth’s soon-to-be doppelganger. She tells Elizabeth to wait, then we hear that competition is about to start in 10 minutes, so Elizabeth’s like, “It’s almost time.” No shit! If that was true – that they only had 10 minutes – Elizabeth is screwed!
I have a dog that does this for treats. It’s all about personal space, and dogs do not get that. AT ALL.
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