And then it becomes faaaabulous as Judge Steven Wayne/Cher tells us that watching the twins compared to the other contestants was kind of like watching a car accident. “You don’t really want to look but you can’t help yourself.” S/he says they were cute but not as poised or ready as the other contestants. “At all. AT ALL. NOT AT ALL.” I love you, judge, I love you every which way from Sunday.
Twinbos sucked like a Hooters waitress missing her front teeth.
The 5-6 year olds are next on rut-roh…twins part deux! Looks like Georgina created two of the same kind of monster! Kylee and Elizabeth have the same color dress – I mean IDENTICAL – and Georgina did their hair and makeup the same way. Noni is so hot over this she’s looking to melt.
Separated at birth…must have used Lurch’s surrogate.
Noni says she was very disappointed in Georgina for doing this, and of course the worst part is that they were onstage right next to each other. Elizabeth was a little spastic onstage, blinking and making a weird face like she was getting shocked. But at least she can move her face!
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Then Georgina says she was a little disappointed that the two girls were next to each other onstage because they were each other’s biggest competition, and one can cancel the other out.
I am SO losing a ton of clients because of this screw up!
So Kylee gets onstage on her own and she’s really cute. She has her steps down but her head is now doing the same twitchy motion that Elizabeth’s head was doing – man, Georgina sucks if this is what she’s coaching. Even more sucky is D-Bag Dad who is wearing his hoodie up. Great move, gang-banger wannabe.
Have I mentioned this man’s small, small dick? And small brain. He’s trying to keep it as warm as possible.
Kylee interviews she was good, not perfect. Judge Frank says she was very poised and professional, and “She reminds me of mini-me.”
This year’s Christmas card.
Elizabeth is up next and she’s cute onstage but again with the twitchy head thing. It’s very unnatural but she is a beauty with the golden brown hair/blue eyes combination. Judge Cher says she reminded her of a beautiful drag queen she knows. I’m not sure that is what they were going for, but yay for Cher again.
Wait, weren’t you just onstage a few minutes ago? I thought it was you…
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