“Because YOU do,” Cooch says and Shannon yells, “That’s bullshit!” Then she says, “All I’m gonna say is you keep my youngin’s name outta your f*cking mouth. And I mean it.” And Cooch puts up her talk-to-the-hand and says, “Trash.” And Shannon says, “And what the f*ck are you?” and Cooch says, “Better than you,” and walks back into the lobby of the fine pageant hotel.
To the lower-end of America: You NEVER disappoint!
Shannon interviews that she said what she had to say and she ran away, so…”As long as she does not talk about my child, all’s good.” Boo! No smackdowns!
Judges thought Jersie’s purple dress was pretty and her outfit of choice was great but she did look like a deer in headlights since it was her first pageant; Ashley’s white dress was gorgeous but her energy was low, but her outfit of choice was great; Gracie looked beautiful in her red dress and her outfit of choice was good and she looked like she was having fun. Snore. Where are the mean judges?
Wow. Visually assualting and thoroughly boring at the same time.
CROWNING! They got some accountant to announce the winners which includes Queen and Duchess titles in all the categories, and Duchess is new for us. Jersie is ready to fall asleep and I don’t blame her, the fighting has been exhausting!
Remember, April 15th is right around the corner!
Jersie and Ashley’s group is first…Duchess award…Jersie! Hey, not too bad for a first pageant. Sorry about not getting that ultimate grand supreme your mom was counting on. Danielle felt she did the best she could.
Duchess of Snore.
Queen…Ashley! Awww, no money AGAIN! She brings that up in her interview but she says she moved up since the last pageant, so she thinks that’s good. Enjoy being CEO of a company I will eventually work for! And watch out for Bank of Nana, it doesn’t seem to give out calendars of kitties.
Just like Diane Sawyer! Who will become your mentor when you join the network next week.
Gracie’s category. Shannon says she hopes she outplaces Faith-LYNN just for “karma.” Clearly you don’t know how karma works, but it’s about to give you a nice lesson.
Duchess…not Gracie! Queen…Gracie! Ooh, sucks to be you! Cooch and Faith-LYNN crack up because they are white trash hos with no class. Honestly, I bet Cooch and Shannon are related somehow…like they each have the same brother who is also their dad and uncle at the same time. All needed pairs of chromosomes need not apply in this family.
Well, she almost has the queen wave down.
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