Shannon says she thought Gracie deserved more but she can’t change what it is.
Pageant Grand Supreme…Faith-LYNN. Cooch continues to not disappoint us by interviewing that Faith-LYNN won grand supreme and Gracie won queen, “And…it was deserved.” You and Shannon both deserve a swift kick in the ass.
How could I not revel in Gracie’s loss…my life is just that little.
Ultimate Grand Supreme is some girl unusually named Jacqueline. What the hell were her parents thinking? With a name like that, they should enter her in chess club.
Danielle says pageants have really brought Jersie out of her shell which is interesting since this was her FIRST pageant, but okay. She admits they need a professional coach if they want to continue. At least find one who knows better than to wear horizontal stripes or a mini-dress when she is just not built for either.
Christie tells Ashley she’s proud of her and Ashley says she’s never going to retire. Did she mention she didn’t win money? Because in the future she wants money. Bet Bank of Nana will be paying for dinner tonight though.
Gracie wants to give her bag of candy and balloons to Faith-LYNN. Shannon is horrified but lets her go and Kacie says she’ll go with her, you know, since Shannon is currently apoplectic about the whole idea of being nice to a little girl.
When Gracie hands Faith-LYNN the candy, Shannon does show up and Faith-LYNN has the courtesy to tell Gracie she did a great job. Shannon and Kacie tell Faith-LYNN congratulations through gritted karmic teeth. That had to hurt.
Ending the pageant on a more mature note than the “adults” did.
Shannon lies and interviews that Gracie just came to the show to prove she had talent, “And that’s all that really mattered to me.” What about waxing the floor with Faith-LYNN? I love how the stories change from before and after the pageant.
Wow. There’s talking trash and there’s true white trash, and combining them into one show almost created the largest wormhole ever. And if you think about it, the only real loser of this show was grammar.
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