Not the biggest fan of snakes, is quite curious what Marcellus Wallace looks like. - Samuel L Jackson (December 21, 1948; age 64)
Friday December 21
Fringe (9PM, FOX) Peter, Olivia, Astrid and Walter get help from Nina Sharp as they try to find the answer to defeating the Observers.
Well, if you need a place to hide and plan go to a Chargers game. There are definitely no Observers there.
Saturday December 22
Cops (8PM, FOX) When a man and a woman are caught engaging in lewd activity, a meth pipe is also discovered
The plot thickens…
Saturday Night Football (8:30PM ET, ESPN) Atlanta Falcons vs. Detroit Lions
Ndamukong Suhta Claus looks to sack up Matty Ice. I know it’s a bad pun but, Fuck ‘Em Up, Fuck ‘Em Up, BC Sucks!
Sunday December 23
Sunday Night Football (8:20PM ET, NBC) Seattle Seahawks vs. San Francisco 49ers
This game is being played in Seattle, so judging by the Seahawks track record, Colin Kaepernick will likely play like pre-Harbaugh Alex Smith. On a side not, hey, NBC, how about flexing in a game with a bigger impact for the winner?
Family Guy (9PM, FOX) Peter shares his version of the Nativity story.
Stewie will likely play Baby Jesus…Therefore I have to ask…So, uh, Christians, how does it feel to know Jesus was gay? I mean, come on. You didn’t see it coming with Jesus Christ Superstar.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta (9PM, Bravo) Kenya wants to be engaged; Cynthia wants to clear the air with Kenya.
Two birds, one stone.
Sister Wives (9PM, TLC) The wives plan a dream pilgrimage across country to Ill., the birthplace of American polygamy.
Seems like an easy place to pick up chicks.
The Shahs of Sunset (10PM, Bravo) Asa brings her celebrity boyfriend lunch on the job
Is he a celebrity or for Bravo a “celebrity”?
Sin City Rules (10PM, TLC) Amy warns everyone to be respectful at Wendy’s party.
That’s about as likely to work out as telling somebody to be respectful when they are throwing a party at Wendy’s. Especially, if the Frosty machine is down.
Finding Bigfoot (10PM, Animal Planet) The team travels to New Mexico to investigate alleged sightings.
All I got to say is, “I do think there’s a squatch in these woods.”
Did I miss your favorite show? Tell me what you’re watching in the comments below. Want my opinions on not just TV. To follow my personal tweets, click here.
For the fresh recap alerts and to talk trash with us, follow us on Twitter. If you want to play games and socialize, like our Facebook page! We’re also now on Pinterest and Tumblr! Thanks for being a part of the gasm!