Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: End of the World Weekend Edition

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Not the biggest fan of snakes, is quite curious what Marcellus Wallace looks like.  - Samuel L Jackson (December 21, 1948; age 64)

Friday December 21

Fringe (9PM, FOX)  Peter, Olivia, Astrid and Walter get help from Nina Sharp as they try to find the answer to defeating the Observers.

 Well, if you need a place to hide and plan go to a Chargers game.  There are definitely no Observers there.

 

Saturday December 22

Cops (8PM, FOX)  When a man and a woman are caught engaging in lewd activity, a meth pipe is also discovered

The plot thickens…

Saturday Night Football (8:30PM ET, ESPN)  Atlanta Falcons vs. Detroit Lions

Ndamukong Suhta Claus looks to sack up Matty Ice.  I know it’s a bad pun but, Fuck ‘Em Up, Fuck ‘Em Up, BC Sucks!

 

Sunday December 23

Sunday Night Football (8:20PM ET, NBC)  Seattle Seahawks vs. San Francisco 49ers

This game is being played in Seattle, so judging by the Seahawks track record, Colin Kaepernick will likely play like pre-Harbaugh Alex Smith.  On a side not, hey, NBC, how about flexing in a game with a bigger impact for the winner?

Family Guy (9PM, FOX)  Peter shares his version of the Nativity story.

Stewie will likely play Baby Jesus…Therefore I have to ask…So, uh, Christians, how does it feel to know Jesus was gay?  I mean, come on.  You didn’t see it coming with Jesus Christ Superstar.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (9PM, Bravo)  Kenya wants to be engaged; Cynthia wants to clear the air with Kenya.

Two birds, one stone.

Sister Wives (9PM, TLC)  The wives plan a dream pilgrimage across country to Ill., the birthplace of American polygamy.

Seems like an easy place to pick up chicks.

The Shahs of Sunset (10PM, Bravo)  Asa brings her celebrity boyfriend lunch on the job

Is he a celebrity or for Bravo a “celebrity”?

Sin City Rules (10PM, TLC)  Amy warns everyone to be respectful at Wendy’s party.

That’s about as likely to work out as telling somebody to be respectful when they are throwing a party at Wendy’s.  Especially, if the Frosty machine is down.

Finding Bigfoot (10PM, Animal Planet)  The team travels to New Mexico to investigate alleged sightings.

All I got to say is, “I do think there’s a squatch in these woods.”

 

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24 Comments

  1. 1
    itchy itchy
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 12:50 am

    Well, this is as good a place as any to say farewell to all you good people at TVGasm. It’s been fun!

    And for those of you who end up being raptured after all — good on ya!

  2. 2
    lindaw205
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 3:27 am

    When is the world supposed to end this time?

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 4:43 am

    It was at 6:07 EST from what I heard…but since it’s now 7:36 and I know I am supposed to be raptured my times could be wrong.

  4. 4
    itchy itchy
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 5:32 am

    Oh, it’s already happening over here in Europe, since we’re six hours ahead. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  5. 5
    lindaw205
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 5:32 am

    Seems like the calendar would just run out at midnight, Mayan time, or MST. Anyway, I didn’t get raptured, either, so I went to McD’s and got hotcakes and sausage.

  6. 6
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 5:39 am

    Damn….now I have to make that credit card payment I’ve been holding back on.

  7. 7
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Hey Now!! Don’t be talking back about my Seahawks!! Really the only reason they game got moved to Sunday Night is because of the slaughtering over the Cardinals and then the Bills. I will have to say that after the score was 48-0 during the Cardinals game I switched the channel. Once Matt Flynn was brought in, I was done…Same with the Bills. Seattle Needs to win Sunday to get that wild card and be 1 in the NFC west or whatever it is.. plus the 49ers kick our asses in SF so yeah it will be nice. Oh, yeah and it is in Seattle and these fans are Crazy!! It gets so crazy that we can register small earthquakes at UW. Shit Tom Brady thought he could turn the Seattle Fans against us, yeah that didn’t happen…Sunday will surely be a good game..I think this will come down to the last play…If not, then I will send you a box of Little Debbie Snack Cakes!! your choice :)

  8. 8
    itchy itchy
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 11:54 am

    You know, I almost wish for the world to end so I won’t have to listen to people prattle on about sports anymore. Especially sports they’re not, eh-hem, actually playing themselves.

  9. 9
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Don’t be throwing shade, itchy.
    There’s still the possibility that we’re all gonna be kneeling before Jesus’s throne at some point today, and you don’t want to have to explain yourself.

  10. 10
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    LOL chaosbutterfly!!

    Sorry itchy! I will refrain from my enthusiasm for the Seattle Seahawks…it is just I have not seen them play this well in a few years now :)

    I sowwie!

  11. 11
    labowner
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Jally do you believe the name “Jackson” is famous. That is Asa’s b-friend.

    Thisbuggs – your Seattle fans are getting a not so nice reputation.

    Considering 1/2 world is on Saturday already I think we are safe.

  12. 12
    JalleyToCali
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    @Thisbuggs – All I was getting at with the Seahawks/49ers game is that even if the Seahawks win (which I think they will with that home field advantage) the 49ers still play the Cardinals next week and should wrap up the division. So either way the seeding isn’t impacted by that game. But I will take the snack cakes if the 49ers rout ‘em. :)

    @labowner – tbh I don’t know much about some of these shows. I just go off of what is popular/what people would like to see get a shout out on here.

    I decided to fly during the Mayan Apocalypse and my plane did not fall out of the sky so I guess I do have to still pay my bills.

  13. 13
    labowner
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    Jalley it was just revealed she is dating Michael Jackson’s nephew. I guess he really wants no part of the show as they have been together for two years and talking marriage.

  14. 14
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    Agreed jalley

  15. 15
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    labowner, Really? Hmm I did not know that. Honestly! I do know that there were some games that we lost, and should have won. And there have been some games we won and should have lost…We all know which one that was…I will say this though, I think all sports fans are CRAZY!! I would not go within a 10 mile radius of CentruyLink Field on game day. I am fine yelling and swearing at the tv in the comfort of my own home. Besides, when I get bored I can turn the channel!

    Jalley, I am not sure about the seeding. It is all weird! I know if they win the next 2 they win the NFC West, or something like that. If the past two weeks were just a fluke and we were playing shitty teams then they will win wildcard…? No, I think that is wrong if they win the next 2 they get home field for playoffs…IDK!! All I know is it is going to be crazy, and I think it will actually be a good game, the 49ers are a tough team! You are one with the Lil Debbie’s!! ;)

    **slowly backing away, don’t want to piss of Itchy!**

  16. 16
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 8:14 am

    I will continue to cheer loudly for my beloved Green Bay Packers. And since I own stock, I will use the term “we” when referring to the team.

  17. 17
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 10:34 am

    I freakin love that we can involve sports on my favorite website :) My Christmas came early!

  18. 18
    lindaw205
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Roll Tide! :)

  19. 19
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 11:21 am

    catty, that is really cool that you own stock in the packers! Do you wear a block of cheese on your head when you go?? :)

  20. 20
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Had I known Linda was going to say that I would have preferred we not speak about sports….:(

  21. 21
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    No cheese on my head. I have a special hat (known affectionately as Happy Hat) which was made for me. It’s knitted in green and gold with a big white G…and cat ears!

    We do refer to our living room as The Owners’ Box. :)

  22. 22
    JimbobJones
    Posted December 23, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    Actually, the 21st WAS the rapture.

    The angels all looked at God after it was over and said “Really? Nobody?”

    He responded “The Internet…”

    They all said “Ahhhh” and went back to playing Angry Birds.

  23. 23
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 7:56 am

    Lol@ owner’s box. I love it!

  24. 24
    labowner
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    My sister is a traitor – she is now not only a fan, but has season tickets to the Packers. Green and gold – what a hideous color combination. :) And who in fuck heats their field? Frozen tundra my ass – farking wimps.

    Thisbiggs – from my understanding there is a criminal element creeping into certain cities that were not known for having “dangerous/scary” fans. I personally saw the decline of fans when it came to the SF Giants and I hear the same has happened at Candle Stick park.

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