Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: End of the Year Edition

Happy Birthday Sir Isaac Newton (December 25, 1642-March 20 1727)… or Jesus.  Whichever, one you like.

Monday December 24

Teen Mom 2 (10PM, MTV)  Chelsea visits a beauty school.

I guess MTV reality shows don’t pay what they used to.

Wednesday December 26

Amish Mafia (8PM, Discovery; 3 hour episode)  The Amish Mafia, a secret subculture within the Amish community, provides protection and delivers righteous justice against those who stand in their way.

You would think the camera crew would be one of their main adversaries.

Toddlers & Tiaras (9PM, TLC)  Jersie,6, Ashley, 6, and rivals Gracie, 7, and Faithlyn, 9 all compete for the crown in Ky.

This show should be called “What Not To Name Your Child”… or “To Catch a Predator”

Top Chef Seattle (10PM, Bravo)  Cooking for a Seattle sports team.

The Oklahoma City Thunder?

Cheer Perfection (10PM, TLC)  After Youth Silver has a poor performance at the Travelers’ game, Alisha brings in a super tough coach to whip them the team into shape

It shouldn’t be this easy to make “Bring It On” references.

Thursday December 27

Project Runway All Stars (9PM, Lifetime)  The designers must meet a retail budget while creating a ready-to-wear look.

Don’t go for a Wal-Mart look.  Judging by “People of Wal-Mart”, they’re not ready to wear anything. … I wish they would wear something though.

 The Real Housewives of Miami (9PM, Bravo)  The ladies rehash the drama of the season.

You make a show where a bunch of women beat the shit out of each other occasionally and you can get away with a clip show.  Sitcom writers wish they thought of it.

Sunday December 30

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (9PM, Bravo)  Rumors of divorce for Phaedra and Apollo start to circulate.

I’m going to be disappointed if that man’s last name isn’t Creed.

Sister Wives (9PM, TLC)  Kody and the wives push hard to get moved into their new houses by Christmas.

Houses? As in plural? This polygamy business cannot be easy on the wallet.  Then again, I guess getting caught cheating on your wife isn’t either, huh, Tiger.

Shahs of Sunset (10PM, Bravo)  MJ throws herself a birthday party and must choose to invite GG or everyone else.

Throwing yourself a birthday party where only one person could show up.  That sounds like something that happens to me :/

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