Friday, September 28
“I still think my whole career was accidental. I didn’t pursue it. I feel like I’m cheating sometimes.” - Ben E. King (September 28, 1938; age 74)
CSI: NY (8PM, CBS) A recently paroled arsonist comes under suspicion when a blaze employing his past technique kills a fire chief.
You burned down the fire station.
Oh, most definitely.
America’s Next Top Model (8PM, The CW) At a train museum, the models pose with an owl.
That sentence just gave me an aneurysm.
Hoo, Hoo… are you skinny bitches?
Ghost Adventures (9PM, Travel) The voice of a girl singing; a figure of a man.
That was the exact same episode description for an episode of “To Catch a Predator”.
Fringe (9PM, FOX) The fringe team, after being preserved in amber for 20 years, tries to save the world from the Observers in the year 2036.
Unfortunately, in the year 2012, not enough people are observing this show.
Boss (9PM, Starz) In order to restore his public perception, Kane must make a hard choice regarding an old friend.
I’m sorry, but I’m up for re-election.
Grimm (9PM, NBC) When a Wesen church is robbed, Nick and Monroe investigate its members for suspicious activity.
Search concludes after a man is found with a withdrawal slip from the collection plate.
Blue Bloods (10PM, CBS) An officer accidentally shoots an innocent man.
“Your honor, he’s not completely innocent. I mean he is wearing white after Labor Day. … Okay here’s my badge.”
20/20 (10PM, ABC) Inappropriate classroom behavi0r caught on tape.
“Wait, I’m not supposed to have sex with my students. What do you want me to do teach them? That won’t work they’re idiots.”
Cheer (10PM, CMT) Cheer icon Happy Hooper is brought in to increase the difficulty of the CJA team’s pyramid.
“Okay, chubby girl on the bottom. We are going to put you on top of the pyramid. This way we will impress the judges and you may learn a lesson about peer ridicule.”
In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don’t go as high.
Secret Princes (10PM, TLC) Prince Francisco finds out that the girl of his dreams has a past that his parents may not approve of.
“She told me that she has shopped at Costco. There’s no erasing that past.”
Rough television night. Hey, but it is Friday. Drink, go out, find some age appropriate loving, and return to your DVR’s in the morning.
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