Monday December 10
“I was up around 340 pounds because the producers said they wanted a really big guy – and I’m not that big, you know! I’ve lost it all now though. I’m 285 pounds, my sexy weight!” - Michael Clarke Duncan (December 10, 1957 – September 3, 2012)
American Country Awards (8PM, FOX) The public votes for country music favorites in a number of categories
Best New Song About A Tractor goes to…
The Voice (8PM, NBC) The top four artists perform
So now that she’s out of contestants, what does Christina do? I mean, besides eat.
How I Met Your Mother (8PM, CBS) Robin is suspicious of Barney’s relationship with Patrice
Makes sense, he is a black man who died of diabetes.
Monday Night Football (8:30PM, ESPN) Houston Texans vs. New Egland Patriots
AFC Championship, Part I. Good, I jinxed that from happening right now.
Take It All (9PM, NBC) Contestants vie for prizes in a high-stakes competition based on a holiday party game. Hosted by Howie Mandel
This game is based off the prisoner’s dilemma. So remember your least favorite part about The Dark Knight. No, not Maggie Gyllenhaal. No, not that stupid Patriot Act scene where Morgan Freeman wanted to destroy a completely useful machine. Yeah, the boat scene. That’s a game show now.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (9PM, Bravo) Kyle surprises her daughter
Too bad her daughter will never know that feeling when her mother always looks surprised.
Basketball Wives LA (9PM, VH1) Gloria makes a bold declaration.
She really just wanted to make an italicized one.
Mel Brooks Strikes Back! (9PM, HBO) Writer/director Mel Brooks discusses his life and career.
Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Winter for Poland and France. Feel free to throw out some of your favorites in the comments.
Michael Buble: Home for the Holidays (10PM, NBC) Carly Rae Jepsen joins the singer in his hometown of Vancouver to perform Christmas classics.
You know, for the people who wanted to hear her sing another song besides Call Me Maybe.
Teen Mom 2 (10PM, MTV) Leah meets a cute guy
Leah, that’s how you got into this mess. Find an average looking guy with a job. Not at McDonald’s.
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