Monday December 3
“I can’t do anything in moderation.” - Ozzy Osbourne (December 3, 1948; age 64)
Bones (8PM, FOX) When a psychic tries to help the spirit of a boy whose death the team is investigating, members of the team start to question their own feelings on life and death.
Some think about killing themselves so they don’t have to listen to the bullshit from the psychic.
The Voice (8PM, NBC) The top six artists perform.
The final six. We’re getting closer to deciding America’s next no hit wonder.
How I Met Your Mother (8PM, CBS) Ted substitutes for Marvin’s nanny.
And that, Jose and Maria, is how I met your mother.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (8PM, ABC) The team helps build a home for a family whose house and farm burned in a wild fire; fire department renovation.
ABC has to protect it’s interests. If that house burns down they can’t repossess it.
Basketball Wives LA (8PM, VH1) The ladies consider a trip to New Orleans
Where’s Katrina when you need her?
Monday Night Football (8:30PM ET, ESPN) New York Giants vs. Washington Redskins
Come see Robert Griffin III in prime time. Or as he’s known in St. Louis, Michael Brockers, Janoris Jenkins, Isaiah Pead, Rokevious Watkins, and some players to be named later.
Gossip Girl (9PM, CW) Serena and Dan host Thanksgiving dinner for their friends
It’s going to be hard to pull off the Thanksgiving episode when people have already kicked out their in-laws and hung up the Christmas lights.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (9PM, Bravo) The ladies are having some fun; golf cart race; a mud filled spa; drunken gymnastics; arm wrestling contest.
It’s the 2012 Whore-lympics. It was included in NBC’s contract when they bid for the London Olympics.
Castle (10PM, ABC) Castle and Beckett investigate when a bearded man named Kriss Kringle falls from the sky in Central Park
And Kriss Kringle isn’t even the craziest person in Central Park.
Teen Mom 2 (10PM, MTV) Kailyn wants to change the custody agreement.
“I want him to have custody on Friday and Saturday nights. I need to get my drink on.”
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