Monday February 4
“I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear.” - Rosa Parks (February 4th, 1913 – October 24th, 2005)
The Carrie Diaries (8PM, CW) When Larissa invites Carrie to a Halloween party in the city, Carrie decides to bring Walt along.
Oh no she didn’t. I’m sorry. I just got possessed by a thirteen year old girl.
The Biggest Loser (8PM, NBC) The contestants learn that only one person from each team will face this week’s weigh-in.
When they told the contestants that the winner of the pie eating contest would get something special, they didn’t think a post competition weigh-in was it.
The Bachelor (8PM, ABC) A dramatic two-on-one date ends with one woman going home.
In the real world, they would both go home so he’s already ahead. Also, another way you know The Bachelor may not be the best place to find a wife: if the episode description is even too far-fetched for “How I Met Your Mother”.
Love and Hip Hop (8PM, VH1) Yandy makes a sexy video for Mendeecees’ birthday.
That’s good because everyone else was buying her a vowel for her birthday.
The Following (9PM, FOX) Hardy and the FBI try to predict the actions of a new follower named Rick.
I think he’s going to retweet.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (9PM, Bravo) In Las Vegas, Brandi gets the women to try pole dancing.
They don’t want to work while on vacation.
RuPaul’s Drag Race (9PM, Logo) The dolls must lip synch as they recreate classic moments from Drag Race history.
I didn’t know Beyonce was on this show.
Hawaii Five-O (10PM, CBS) A double amputee goes after the police officers responsible for his injuries — including McGarrett.
This episode is a frame by frame remake of an original Hawaii Five-O episode. Because how could anyone come up with enough episode ideas to fill three seasons.
Teen Mom 2 (10PM, MTV) Chelsea prepares for beauty school.
You mean there’s life after Teen Mom 2?
Vanderpump Rules (10PM, Bravo) Stassi returns from Vegas to find that SUR has changed, and Katie and Kristen have turned against her
Is SUR a person, place or thing? Does it stand for something like laser or scuba? And why don’t Katie and Kristen want to be a part of it? Is it an organization for evil? Good? I would use Google but it’s set up for Smart Search and it blocks any reality show where a character uses i’s for y’s…So all reality shows.
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Rules of Engagement (8:30PM, CBS)
Monday Mornings (10PM, TNT)
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