“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.” - Andy Rooney (January 14, 1919 – November 4, 2011)
Bones (8PM, FOX) The team investigates the death of an archaeologist who had just made an important discovery.
Is this the face of his killer?
Carrie Diaries (8PM, CW; Series Premiere) Carrie lands an internship at a Manhattan law firm.
Sarah Jessica Parker tried out for the role again but Sex and the City 2 proved that CGI hasn’t come that far along yet.
The Biggest Loser (8PM, NBC) The contestants take part in a trivia challenge that tests their knowledge of childhood obesity
Although they all do love “Hansel and Gretel”, I don’t think that’s what they had in mind.
How I Met Your Mother (8PM, CBS) Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
Are we sure Ted didn’t adopt?
The Bachelor (8PM, ABC) Sean takes Sarah on an adrenaline-filled date
Right after she powders her nose at Jack Rabbit Slim’s, you square.
Love & Hip Hop (8PM, VH1) Jen and Cons celebrate their son’s birthday.
If your name is Cons, I’m just going to assume jail will be at least one chapter in your life.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (9PM, Bravo) Kim’s life coach advises her to talk with Kyle.
I love how white people invented jobs to take advantage of other over privileged white people.
Cake Boss: Next Great Baker (9PM, TLC) Competitors must create a 3-foot tall cake that represents an authentic Italian family dinner.
Alright, who’s the wise guy who went with the Olive Garden themed cake?
Deception (10PM, NBC) As Joanna looks into Vivian’s supposed drug overdose, Edward comes under suspicion.
Is that why Edward’s skin is so white?
Teen Mom 2 (10PM, MTV) Chelsea’s dog goes missing.
Oh, phew, false alarm. It’s just the baby that went missing.
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