Monday January 21
“That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.” - Benny Hill (January 21, 1924 – April 20, 1992)
Bones (8PM, FOX) When Angela and Hodgins wake to find a corpse in their bedroom, they believe Pelant is behind it.
The fact he was masturbating in the corner was a dead give away.
The Carrie Diaries (8PM, CW) Larissa wants to do a photo shoot with Carrie’s purse.
Carrie asks to be in the shoot, but Larissa didn’t want to shoot something so leathery.
The Biggest Loser (8PM, NBC) A struggling player gets good news at the weigh-in.
They find out they aren’t fat, they just forgot to take off a fat suit they put on once.
How I Met Your Mother (8PM, CBS) Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly, a much younger woman.
That may be illegal.
The Bachelor (8PM, ABC) Sean surprises AshLee and the two girls who joined them on their date with a performance by Eli Young Band.
The Following (9PM, FOX; Series Premiere) Former FBI agent Ryan Hardy is drawn out of retirement when serial killer Joe Carroll escapes from prison.
It’s nice to see Kevin Bacon in a role where he’s not molesting children.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (9PM, Bravo) A psychic finds ghosts in Kim’s home.
When the ghosts find Kim, they shriek and flee the premises.
NBA Basketball (9:30PM ET, TNT) Los Angeles Lakers vs Chicago Bulls
The best train wreck television on tonight.
Teen Mom 2 (10PM, MTV) Leah plans a birthday party for the girls.
I was always curious what kind of birthday party reality TV money could buy.
Catfish: The TV Show (11PM, MTV) They fall in love with someone through a dating website.
Special guest star Manti Te’o shows up to tell everyone he’s found a replacement for Lennay…Jesus.
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Lizard Lick Towing (10PM, truTV)
Swamp Hunters (10:30PM, truTV)
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