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Monday January 7
It looks like for his career,
somebody already blew out the candles. Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! - David Caruso (January 7, 1956; age 57)
Bones (8PM, FOX) When a corpse is discovered in the woods, the team considers two families involved in a nearly century-long feud.
What’s the over under on Romeo and Juliet references?
The Biggest Loser (8PM, NBC) Professional football player Antonio Gates cheers on contestants during a challenge.
Based on his stats this year, the “professional” part could be questioned.
The Bachelor (8PM, ABC; Season Premiere) Sean meets the women and offers one the first rose.
Until she doesn’t agree to sleep with him. Then he takes it back.
Love & Hip Hop (8PM, VH1) Yandy must deal with her expanding family.
…By closing her legs.
BCS National Championship (8:30PM ET, ESPN) Alabama vs. Notre Dame
So you’re telling me for the SEC to snap their national championship streak, Notre Dame has to win. Next you’re going to tell me the NHL Lockout is over…
Mob Doctor (9PM, FOX; Series Finale) Grace resorts to desperate measures.
I don’t think any amount of nuts or light bulbs being mailed in will save this show. For the fan of this show, enjoy the finale.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (9PM, Bravo) Taylor invites a psychic into her home
I don’t see why she would have to invite her.
Cake Boss: Next Great Baker (9PM, TLC) This week the competitors must create wedding cakes for some very particular brides who then decide to change their design plans mid-challenge.
Is this a Bridezillas crossover episode?
Deception (10PM, NBC; Series Premiere) Joanna Padget Locasto, a San Francisco police officer, investigates the death of her estranged childhood best friend.
The show is about investigating the death of her childhood best friend? CSI wraps that shit up in an hour.
Castle (10PM, ABC) Several angry ex-husbands come under suspicion when a divorce attorney who only represented women is murdered.
That’s dumb. They should have just murdered their wives when they fantasized about it.
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