Monday March 11th
With all the shots this man has taken to the nuts, I’m surprised he has three kids. - Johnny Knoxville (March 11, 1971; age 42)
The Bachelor (8PM, ABC; Season Finale) A confused Sean decides whether he wants to spend his life with Catherine or Lindsay.
You always want to choose a wife with a similar mind frame as when you are deciding to go with soup or salad. I’m not surprised Sean is confused. This is a man who thinks you get a mulligan on your virginity.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (8PM, Bravo) A boat ride down the Seine River
Is the river deep enough to drown someone in?
Love & Hip Hop (8PM, VH1) Lore’l and Cons try to make a record together; Raqi and Rashidah prove their disdain; Joe supports Tahiry in her career.
Maybe I’m the one with the weird name…
Hindenburg: The Last Flight (8PM, Encore) A young engineer’s love for a wealthy daughter of an American tycoon leads to accusations of murder and rumors of a bomb on board the airship.
Does anyone else find it ironic that this is airing on Encore?
The Following (9PM, FOX) Ryan and Parker are upset when the FBI makes Nick Donovan lead investigator as the search for Joey Matthews and Joe Carroll continues.
Oh come on. You’re not gonna give them a tenth chance? That’s not fair.
LA Shrinks (9PM, Bravo) Tantric sex turns turn awkward.
“Why are you so flexible? Have you done this before?!!”
Black Ink Crew (9PM, VH1) Episode Title: Krazy With a “K”
Well, you’re going to look retarded with a “W”.
RuPaul’s Drag Race (9PM, Logo) The dolls are put on the spot as they must roast RuPaul and the celebrity judges.
Can’t be worse than Jon Lovitz, Whitney Cummings, Lisa Lampanelli, Anthony Jeselnik, and Jeff Ross.
Teen Mom 2 (10PM, MTV) Chelsea confides in her mother about her pregnancy scare.
Don’t worry, Chelsea. She already knows you’re a failure.
Catfishin’ Kings (10PM, Animal Planet; Series Premiere) Teams from North Carolina, Louisiana, Kentucky and Tennessee apply their regional skills to a four-heat competition in Texas noodling.
There should be a sharp ratings drop once everyone realizes the competitors haven’t been near a computer in awhile.
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