Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Monday March 18th

Monday March 18th

The man who literally gets paid now to sit in a chair.  Somebody had to take over that spot from Steve from Blue’s Clues. – Adam Levine (March 18, 1979; age 34)

Dancing with the Stars (8PM, ABC; Season Premiere)  The couples perform for the judges.

Is there still anything left at the bottom of this barrel?

The Biggest Loser (8PM, NBC; Season Finale)  The winner is announced.

And the grand prize is…A Cake Party!!!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (8PM, Bravo)  Adrienne’s new vodka line launch party

Those aren’t water bottles…

The Secret Life of the American Teenager (8PM, ABC Family)  Amy finds what she believes to be the perfect wedding dress at a thrift store.

So like Amy, the dress has been previously used.

The Following (9PM, FOX)  Past followers return.

They’re called followers so you had to assume they’d find their way back.

Dallas (9PM, TNT)  J.R.’s will has lasting ramifications for Southfork and the family legacy.

The winner of the “Who shot J.R.?” pool will receive the entire fortune.

RuPaul’s Drag Race (9PM, Logo)  The queens create and market their own fragrance.

Coming this Fall…Confusion.

Bates Motel (10PM, A&E; Series Premiere)  Widow Norma Bates and her shy teenage son, Norman, seek a fresh start in a coastal town filled with secrets

Monday is a little early in the week for me to be creeped out.

 Teen Mom 2 (10PM, MTV)  Chelsea is frustrated about moving.

Maybe you should of thought of that before having unprotected sex…wait how old am I?

FBI: Criminal Pursuit (10PM, ID)  The FBI rushes to save an 11 year old girl from a sexual sadist who kidnaps young girls on interstate 10.

What are 11 year old girls doing roaming around Interstate 10? Just asking to get raped.

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