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Monday March 4th
Garrett Morgan (March 4, 1877 – July 27, 1963) is famous for inventing the three-position traffic signal. Honestly, I’m more concerned with finding the person who invented the red light camera…
Biggest Loser (8PM, NBC) The contestants hope they lost enough weight to gain immunity.
In which our creators have named it, “The Doorway Challenge”.
The Bachelor (8PM, ABC) Episode Title: The Women Tell All
When you have a show where one guy gets to live in the house with a bunch of women and sleep with as many as he likes to try and find a wife, this episode writes itself. If only to balance out the world.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (8PM, Bravo) Kim is late for a cooking class.
Some people would say as a woman and a wife that she’s been late since she was 18.
The Following (9PM, FOX) Joe Carroll makes a case to be transferred to a different facility, raising Ryan’s suspicions
For those playing “Cliche Plotline Bingo” for The Following, call out when you’ve won at any time.
Dallas (9PM, TNT) Christopher and John Ross compete in a car race.
Even the episode descriptions of this show put me to sleep.
Vanderpump Rules (9PM, Bravo) The cast of “Vanderpump Rules” reunites to discuss the season.
Maybe this is my chance to learn what the fuck “Vanderpump” means.
Monday Mornings (10PM, TNT) The surgeons question the cognitive abilities of one of the hospital’s elder statesmen.
On my trip driving to New York, each night I was forced to watch the types of shows my father enjoys. Needless to say, I now know way more about this show than I ever wished. For example, Alfred Molina has not realized that this is just a paycheck job yet.
LA Shrinks (10PM, Bravo; Series Premiere) A client with bedroom issues.
It’s that his wife is still in it.
La La’s Full Court Life (10PM, VH1; 2 episodes) La La is worried she will spend too much money while at a casino pool party.
I almost forgot the Knicks got La La Anthony’s reality show in that trade a couple years back.
Teen Mom 2 (10PM, MTV) Leah is torn between Corey and Jeremy.
Whereas the last guy just left her torn afterward.
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