Monday, May 21
I’m seriously bumming about tonight being the very last episode of House. I’ve gone to my BFF’s house to watch every single episode since it first aired, barring the two years that I lived 90 minutes away, and this is the end of an era for us. Share your favorite (and least favorite) House moments in the comments.
Dancing With the Stars (ABC 8pm) The final three couples perform for the judges.
And those three couples are: Katherine and Mark, William and Cheryl, and Donald and Peta. I’m not sure who in these pairings are the “stars.”
America’s Got Talent (NBC 8pm) Auditions continue in New York.
I love how terse NBC’s descriptions are for their competition/talent shows. Like whoever writes them up is embarrassed about it but realizes that it has to be done, but they’ll be damned if they put any more time into it than is absolutely necessary.
House (Fox 8pm) Finale: A look back at the story so far; while treating a patient addicted to drugs, House is forced to look at his own life, future and personal demons.
I’m really hoping that for the very last episode it will be lupus!
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family 8pm) News spreads fast regarding Amy’s wedding date, along with a rumor about Anne.
Perhaps because they’re all still teenagers…? Just a thought.
The Bachelorette (ABC 9pm) The bachelors learn they are being tested on their promise as parents; the bachelors take advantage of every opportunity to score points with Emily when they learn that some of them won’t get a date before the rose ceremony; Gloriana performs.
It would be great if the show actually operated on a points system, with the bachelors having no idea what they were and weren’t awarded points for. So like, enjoying asparagus would earn you a point, but using mint-flavored floss loses you a point.
American Ninja Warrior (NBC 9pm) The top 30 finishers from the southwest region preliminary round take on a more challenging course.
So glad to see that the quality summer programming is back!
Eureka (SyFy 9pm) Henry conducts a preparedness drill that winds up a disaster.
At this point, I think the residents of that town are only surprised when events fail to end in disaster.
Clash of Commercials: USA vs. the World (ABC 10pm) Viewers choose their favorite American and international commercials; hosts Heidi Klum and Kevin Frazier; a performance from Cirque du Soleil’s “KÁ.”
Bethenny Ever After (Bravo 10pm) Things get heated when Bethenny has dinner with Louis, one of her father’s close friends.
Money From Strangers (MTV 10:30) Stealing cookies; smashing a watermelon.
Gallagher’s legacy lives on!
What will you be watching tonight?
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