Monday November 5
[to Christopher Walken] “Your accent is very particular. It’s like, you start with a guy who doesn’t use punctuation: he’s got the sense of humor of Jackie Mason but he does Shakespeare.” - Sam Rockwell (November 5, 1968; age 44)
FYI: A lot of the shows airing tonight have the same episode description as last week, likely because of the storm, so that’s why some shows aren’t on here (CBS, CW).
Bones (8PM, FOX) The team investigates the death of a woman whose body was found in the trash
“Who threw out this perfectly good woman?”
Dancing with the Stars (8PM, ABC) Each couple performs a dance chosen by competitors.
Who’s the wise guy who picked Surra De Bunda?
The Voice (8PM, NBC) The top 20 hopefuls perform.
I lied before when I said I though there was only a couple episodes left. I thought I lived in a world where playoffs are followed by an offseason, but apparently not.
Monday Night Football (8:30PM, ESPN) Philadelphia Eagles vs. New Orleans Saints
As a Giants fan I hate the Eagles, but as a human being I hate that Pepsi commercial with Drew Brees and One Direction. May be a stay away game for me.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (9PM, Bravo) Lisa and Adrienne expect each other to apologize for previous accusations.
How many abhorrent people on this planet don’t have a TV show?
RuPaul’s All Stars Drag Race (9PM, Logo) The queens hit the streets of Hollywood to prank unsuspecting passers-by.
I have a feeling it’s going to be hard for them to sneak up on people. Don’t exactly blend.
Revolution (10PM, NBC) Rachel meets someone from her past.
Everyone you meet is from your past. You met someone from your future? Where’d you get that person.
Bad Girls Club: Mexico (10PM, Oxygen) Rima considers burying the hatchet with Mehgan; an unwanted gift leads to one final explosive blowout.
If any of my reunions are expected to take as long to wrap up as the one on this show, I’m not going.
Castle (10PM, ABC) As Beckett and Castle investigate a murder at a sci-fi convention, they encounter avid fans in costume.
I’m a huge fan of fiction based on real life.
Start-Ups: Silicon Valley (10PM, Bravo) Ben and Hermione try to convince investors to fund their idea.
So far it’s only Harry and Ron.
And I did it all without making a V for Vendetta reference…Shit.
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