Monday, October 1
“Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.” -Richard Harris (October 1, 1930 – October 25, 2002)
iHeart Radio Music Festival (8PM, The CW) Exclusive footage from the two-day event
Hey, you know all those songs that are extremely overplayed and you can’t stand them as soon as you hear the slightest note from one of them. Well, we assembled them all into one concert for you to roll your eyes at. Enjoy.
Bones (8PM, FOX) Sweets works with a temporary partner while Booth works on the department’s budget.
“I think I’m gonna fire Sweets to save money. He’s a little too geeky and not enough freaky. … That sounded weird, didn’t it?”
How I Met Your Mother (8PM, CBS) Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
“Number 1, you can’t have any of my stripper money, unless I’m stripping for you.”
Dancing with the Stars: All Stars (8PM, ABC) The couples perform the jive or the quickstep.
You’re going to make me do the jive, aren’t you?
Partners (8:30PM, CBS) When Louis learns that Joe and Ali haven’t been romantic lately, he decides to interfere.
“Sooooo I wasn’t supposed to fuck your girlfriend.”
Monday Night Football (8:30PM ET, ESPN) Chicago Bears vs. Dallas Cowboys
Cowboys take their weekly shot at ruining a three team parley. Jay Cutler takes his weekly shot at acting as an adult. One will succeed.
Real Housewives of NYC (9PM, Bravo) Carole’s book party turns confrontational.
“You know I can’t read!!!”
Hoarders (9PM, A&E) Family members worry about the well-being of a painter whose home is filled with thousands of nude portraits.
Just get this guy the internet. Open and shut case, Johnson.
Revolution (10PM, NBC) Nora takes Charlie and Miles back to the rebel camp.
Show falling short already, J.J.?
Hawaii Five – O (10PM, CBS) The teams seek assistance from August March with a deadly art heist.
“Sorry, I can’t help you. I only work two months a year.”
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