Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Monday, October 1st

12 Comments

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   KartofflMuter
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 12:28 pm

   I’ve given up on most of the Shows. Revolution is is a turkey and should be shot before Thanksgiving. On the bright side,most of the shows on the ZEE channel are absolutely brilliant at this moment in time (I laughed,I cried,I threw a chappati at the screen) . The romances are heating up. I almost saw 3 couples almost trying to kiss. The dances are hotter that ever (you can barely see the tights underneath the skimpy outfits.) Dance India Dance is still re-cyling old favorites and discovering new stars-like the U.S. It’s just the music that’s better. It’s the big holiday season so all the shows have characters appearing each other’s shows. They’re showing A-1 movies, social themes widow re-marriage , caste intermarriage, color discrimination,as usual, and economic disparity are the usual themes-except for Punar Vivah-where we have the very weird -even for India-Yash,who, refuses to cheat on his dead wife with his second wife even though he
   a)loves her
   b)the family loves her -except for the evil bua
   c)he got intoxicated on bhang one night and impregnated her
   d)he has giant 5′x6 pictures of dead wife everywhere in the house
   e)of course it’s a one in a million life threatening pregnancy that requires surgery and husband’s assent which she can’t get because he HAS SINNED against his 1st wife and doesn’t want the subject brought up. (He’s smoking hot.She last played the warrior queen of Jhansi-so-not bad looking. She’s walked over burning hot coals to save him. Too bad he’s twisted.)
   But the game will be up for sure soon because today of all days, Yash caught Aarti drinking water! And on a Fasting Day. Why-why couldn’t she hide in the bathroom like an ordinary wife sneaking a forbidden substance?
   What an exciting month!
   Will Rishi ever see inspector Khan’s face and realize it’s his beloved dead wife Indu?
   And now that the Snake Woman has reformed,can they banish the wizard from the house and save the world?
   Will Mayank marry Charu or will he tell her he loves Gunjan and black and white movies and she has an annoying giggle? And now that Rachna’s father knows she plays hockey, will he allow her to break off the engagement with the man she’s never met and finish her first semester of college? Will Ranvir ultimately fall in love with Jasbir and Saihba learn to love Daljeet? And after 18 frickin’ years,will Soham find out who his real parents are? Can someboby slap Varsha? Where’s her husband? Where’s the little fat guy that was so annoying and didn’t he have 2 kids and 2 wives?
   And now that Pintu and Krishna finally had one happy thing happen,when will Pinky stop being a bitch for a minute or could the wraith swoop down and eat her face off and drop her down a well ? And will Belle forgive Gold? Because I really think he has a good heart-in a box, somewhere , with no gluten,no wheat additives.
   Confused- At least my shows have subtitles and I’m learning Hindi.

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   snowshoecat
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 1:13 pm

   @KM, I know whar you mean. I’m tempted to throw a chappati at the screen myself now and then.

   Why can’t THESE shows be recapped, huh? Although you did a darned good job.

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   Gypsy
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

   Should we try to stage and intervention here or what? This is lunacy tacked out and chirping in third gear.

   I’m serious.

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   snowshoecat
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

   @Gypsy. I thought it was Auditiongasm.

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   Gypsy
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

   @snowshoecat good to know b/c I though it was TooManyPills&BoozeDuringTheDayGasm.

   My bad.

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   sarcasatire
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm

   I thought it was Stephanie Meyer’s first draft.

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   juddfan
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 3:27 pm

   Just did a google search for the sinning, hot star in post number one. I thought he would be older . . .

   Punar Vivah

   I should have come on when I was watching America’s Best Handyman . . . sigh . . . don’t think that’s covered here!

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   labowner
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 5:12 pm

   “Jay Cutler takes his weekly shot at acting as an adult”

   I don’t take kindly to others dissing my team. He has every right to be pissy. Have you seen how many hits the man has taken?

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   Classy Drunk
   Posted October 1, 2012 at 5:37 pm

   Let go of the ball faster J Cutty!

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    JalleyToCali
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    I like Jay Cutler he helped me win fantasy last year. I was just making a joke. He can be “pissy” and I’m not the first to joke about it. As long as you win games who cares.

    Not to mention it’s a lot of fun to say “Da Bears” Bill Swerski style.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 4:44 am

    No no no, @Labby, big macho football players do NOT get pissy. Pipsqueaks like Brianboy get pissy.

    Born and raised a Bear until hubbycat converted me to Packerism when we moved to his home state. If they aren’t playing against each other I still love da Bears. *same accent* (pure Back-of-the-Yards)

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    Gypsy
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:48 am

    @Sarcastaire, HA! FLOVE.