Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Monday October 22

Monday October 22

“Roads?  Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”  -Christopher Lloyd (October 22, 1938; age 74)

NLCS Game 7 (8PM ET, FOX)  St. Louis Cardinals vs. San Francisco Giants

Watch the game on mute.  Unless you want to laugh.  Then turn up the volume and try and understand what McCarver and Buck are talking about.

The Voice (8PM, NBC)  Recording artists Billie Joe Armstrong, Mary J. Blige, Michael Bublé and Rob Thomas assist the coaches as vocalists perform.

They’ve used the same episode description for weeks now.  Can we switch to Thunderdome or Royal Rumble format to speed this up?

Basketball Wives LA (8PM, VH1)  Bambi confronts Laura about her treatment of Jackie

I have a feeling no one will be crying for Bambi this time.

Dancing With The Stars: All Stars (8PM, ABC)  The other four couples perform a freestyle team dance.

No Kirstie, sitting in a chair is not a dance style.  Eating is not a dance style, either.

Monday Night Football (8:30PM ET, ESPN)  Detroit Lions vs. Chicago Bears

If only the Detroit Tigers were playing today too and I could’ve made a really bad joke.  Sorry, I have a case of the Mondays.

I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars (9PM, Logo)  The queens have to produce high fashion editorial photo spreads.

These were always the weirdest clips on The Soup.  Maybe you have to watch it on acid.

2012 Presidential Debate: The Final Debate (9PM ET, CBS, NBC, FOX, ABC, PBS, etc.)  Foreign Policy

 What is it like an election year?

The Real Housewives of NYC (9PM, Bravo)  Lost Footage

I’m going to be disappointed when they’re not on an island with a smoke monster, aren’t I?

Gossip Girl (9PM, CW)  Chuck investigates a clue that Amira left behind

Hey Chuck, you know what to do! Sit down in our thinking chair and think… think… thi-i-ink!

Bad Girls Club: Mexico (10PM, Oxygen)  The Season 9 girls reunite to hash out the drama that unfolded during the season.

You couldn’t just take their passports away and leave them there?

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