Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Monday October 8

Monday October 8

“I feel happy to terrify kids.”  - R.L. Stine (October 8, 1943; age 69)

Bones (8PM, FOX)  While investigating the death of an animal expo employee, the team is drawn into the world of animal trafficking

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a treat, I can tell you I don’t have Scooby Snacks. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Scrappy go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Good Ruck.

How I Met Your Mother (8PM, CBS)  Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.

Robin wins.

Basketball Wives LA (8PM, VH1)  Draya reaches a boiling point.

Throw her in the Washa. … Sorry.

90210 (8PM, CW) Adrianna has a memorable evening in Las Vegas with a handsome stranger.

I bet it’s Josh Duhamel.

And you don’t get that joke because Josh Duhamel is the star of Las Vegas and NO ONE WATCHES LAS VEGAS.

Dancing With The Stars: All Stars (8PM, ABC)  The couples perform show-stopping routines for the judges.

This episode will have more false endings than Lord of the Rings.

The Voice (8PM, NBC)  Musicians Billie Joe Armstrong, Mary J. Blige, Michael Bublé and Rob Thomas help the coaches evaluate vocalists’ performances.

Did they just pick those names out of a hat?

Gossip Girl (9PM, CW)  Georgina helps Dan write a scathing tell-all book.

She had to change her pen name to Georgina after her last book.

Major Crimes (9PM, TNT)  Rusty and Raydor start to wonder if Dunn can be trusted.

I saw that this show got renewed so I figured it must be decent. Then I saw that they have a character named Raydor… What is the waiting period for a gun in California? I may need to reevaluate my life and dream as a writer.

Revolution (10PM, NBC)  As Charlie and Miles travel with Nora in hope of meeting up with Maggie and Aaron, Nate tracks their every move.

Soon this show is going to have more characters than viewers.

Castle (10PM, ABC)  When a woman is murdered, Castle and Beckett think a repossessed storage unit may have a connection to her death.

This is episode 84. This book Castle is writing better be the most realistic novel ever written.

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