Thursday December 13
Happy Birthday to Steve Buscemi (December 13, 1957; age 55). Just don’t tip him.
The X Factor (8PM, FOX) Contestants face elimination.
America’s already fucked up The Voice. Let’s see if they go two for two tonight.
The Vampire Diaries (8PM, CW) Stefan and Caroline butt heads with Tyler over his plans for Klaus and the hybrids.
Is this their version of a Christmas episode using Priuses (Prii?… Horcri?) to deliver gifts?
Big Bang Theory (8PM, CBS) Amy, Penny and Bernadette look for a date for Koothrappali.
The Friend Zone: the polar opposite of The Danger Zone. Man, I can’t wait for Archer to get back.
Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island.
Glee (9PM, FOX) Predictions of the apocalypse lead to Brittany and Sam deciding to live life to the fullest
In ten years, everyone is going to wonder why every show from 2012 has an end of the world episode right around the mid point of the season.
Project Runway All Stars (9PM, Lifetime) The designers must use materials from a Christmas decor emporium in an unconventional challenge.
Judging by the amount of reindeer sweaters I see, I don’t think Christmas and fashion should go together.
The Real Housewives of Miami (9PM, Bravo) Lea and Marysol ruin a special dinner with confrontation.
I have a feeling that phrase is hotkeyed for anyone writing on a channel guide site.
Secrets of the Royal Nursery (10PM, Lifetime) Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, and Prince William are expecting their first child.
I literally sat here for five minutes thinking either that I got the Princes mixed up or that he cheated before realizing that Catherine is Kate Middleton. I gotta put down the mid-week alcohol.
Jersey Shore (10PM, MTV) Mike reveals he used to be a stripper.
If that’s true, TMZ is pretty shit at their job…I guess it’s true.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (10PM, FX) Every member of the gang has something to celebrate at Guigino’s; Dee turns up at a table for one.
Is Dee celebrating loneliness for a change? Or is the rest of the gang celebrating her absence?
The League (10:30PM, FX) Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues
I don’t think two dudes together are going to solve fertility issues. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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