Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Thursday February 14

Thursday February 14

“‘I’ve been married four times and all my husbands beat me’, and you’re like all of them, all four, one, two, three, fucking four. They all beat you.  Someone doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up now, do they.”  Happy Valentine’s Day! – Jim Jefferies (February 14, 1977; age 36)

American Idol (8PM, FOX)  The top 40 contestants are revealed.

By none other than Casey Kasem.

Community (8PM, NBC)  On Halloween, Pierce accidentally locks himself in his panic room, forcing the gang to search through his house to find the code that unlocks the door.

As the writers play a game with the censors called “How Racist Can We Be?”  Also, I’d like to thank NBC for this very timely episode.  I guess today would be October 26th…It’s the darkest timeline.

The Big Bang Theory (8PM, CBS)  Stuart and Raj host a “lonely people” party at the comic book store.

“There’s a lot of hand lotion at this party.”

Zero Hour (8PM, ABC; Series Premiere)  After Hank Galliston’s wife, Leila, finds a special antique clock at a flea market, she is abducted by an international terrorist.

Looks like they just stole the cameo actors from last season of Californication without the ability to show Sasha Bingham’s tits (I’m not taking the time to learn her real name)…Good luck with that.

Glee (9PM, FOX)  Will and Emma’s wedding takes place on Valentine’s Day.

That should make remembering his anniversary easier, or else the divorce will be right around the corner.

Project Runway (9PM, Lifetime)  The designers must create a line out of hard and soft materials from the flower shop and hardware store.

 Because everyone wants to wear clothes made out of something hard.  Jousting is making a comeback as well.

Comic Book Men (9PM, AMC)  Walt buys nostalgic underwear.

That’s beautiful, man.

Freakshow (9:30PM, AMC; Series Premiere)  Todd tries to convince a bearded lady and a living giant to join the show.

Hagrid and Madame Maxime are based on real people?

Archer (10PM, FX)  Archer’s former fiancée wants him to save her cyborg boyfriend who is trapped in outer space.

Legit (10:30PM, FX)  Jim, Steve and Billy appear in court to recall the night two criminals broke into their home looking for drugs.

They may need the Fifth Amendment here.

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Swamp People (9PM, History)

Big Rig Bounty Hunters (10PM, History)

Immortalized (10PM, AMC)

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