Thursday February 7
“You can only offend me if you mean something to me.” - Chris Rock (February 7, 1965; age 48)
American Idol (8PM, FOX) Contestants compete in the Hollywood Round in hope of making it to the semifinals.
Can’t we just get rid of the judges after the Hollywood rounds. I’m pretty sure anyone still watching this show is over Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj “fighting” by now.
The Vampire Diaries (8PM, CW) Shane leads an expedition to an island where he believes the secret of the cure is hidden
I’m still awaiting the vampire series that will address HIV/AIDS as being a concern.
Community (8PM, NBC; Season Premiere) Dean Pelton devises a way for students to compete for class space.
Six seasons and a movie! Six seasons and a movie!
The Big Bang Theory (8PM, CBS) While Howard is away, Raj helps Mrs. Wolowitz out.
Mrs. Wolowitz doesn’t appear on screen and Raj can’t talk to women. Riveting television.
Parks and Recreation (8:30PM, NBC) After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision.
She’s becoming a lesbian or you might say she’s going to be taking her talents to south beach.
Glee (9PM, FOX) The glee club members must find their inner powerhouses for diva week.
That’s the same way the WWE trains female wrestlers.
Project Runway (9PM, Lifetime) The designers must create garments for Heidi Klum to wear for the launch of her new fragrance.
Heidi is starting to get frugal in old age. Or cheap. Tomato, to-mah-toe.
Archer (10PM, FX) Archer and his new stepfather are chased by gangsters.
Mallory really should’ve approved those rocket launcher requests.
Buckwild (10PM, MTV) Katie introduces Tyler to her mother.
I’m sure she’ll hate him. It’s always nice to see people in glass houses throw stones.
Legit (10:30PM, FX) Jim gets in a battle with another airplane passenger about plane etiquette
I can’t wait to see the big, gay, black man they chose for this role.
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