Thursday January 10
George Foreman (January 10, 1949; age 64) has the highest selling appliance for a boxer. For some reason, the Muhammad Ali Vibrating Frying Pan never caught on.
The 18th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards (8PM, CW) Honoring excellence in film.
If your awards show airs on the CW, does it even exist?
30 Rock (8PM, NBC) Jack asks Devin Banks to help him discredit Kaylie Hooper, Jack’s teenage nemesis and KableTown’s future CEO.
The lack of a teenage nemesis is probably why I’m not so successful.
The Big Bang Theory (8PM, CBS) As the guys don costumes and go on a road trip to a comic book convention, the ladies decide to stay home and try to interpret a comic book.
In an alternate version, the ladies go to a fashion show while the guys stay home and try to interpret “50 Shades of Grey”.
Person of Interest (9PM, CBS) Carter tries to help Reese by engaging in mental warfare with the FBI.
OK, who brought the knife to the gun fight?
Project Runway All Stars (9PM, Lifetime) The designers are allowed a day of sketching in Paris at the Eiffel tower.
Because as designers, this would be the first time they have ever been influenced by Paris.
The Millionaire Matchmaker (9PM, Bravo) Daniel Negreanu is a 37-year-old professional poker player
I guess being the face of a company whose funds are seized by the government doesn’t get you laid like it used to.
1600 Penn (9:30PM, NBC) Becca’s surprising news is revealed by the media.
Josh Gad is on this show, so in a way a Mormon did get into the White House in 2013.
Double Divas (10PM, Lifetime; 2 episodes) Molly and Cynthia must create a custom bra to fit the woman with the world’s largest bust.
Molly put down the hammock…it’s much too small.
Buckwild (10PM, MTV) Shae questions who to trust.
Looks like she found someone to me.
Kathy (10PM, Bravo; Live) Actresses Liza Minnelli and Jane Lynch.
Is Kathy Griffin allowed to mime blowing people on this show?
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Scandal!!!!! Scandal comes back tonight! I’m sure it’s gonna hit the ground running. Can’t wait!
Crap, is Grey’s Anatomy still on the air? Someone put it out of its misery! I mean, shit, Patrick Dempsey has been in Seattle more the past week then the show!! Whatevs he is trying to save jobs!! Now put a Tully’s in my area and I will go work for McDreamy!! Cause momma needs a job!
Big Bang is on!! Woo Hoo! Bazinga!
With the premiere of Double Divas, I’d like to think that the “what can we make into a reality show” well has official run dry. Unfortunately I’m probably wrong and someone right now is developing a reality show about reference librarians at the library in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Riveting!
Chicken lips.. yes it is called Dewey decibles and it is a game show about loud people in the library…..well shit. I guess silent library has been done already…ok wait…librarians who have a grunge metal band after hours. Yea. That’s it. And they give people tatoos also and vote the worst one out but only if they are hard to fit for ginormous bras…
Reality Tv has not run dry. I’m holding out for a reality show about Vietnamese pedicurists sanding crusty heels and painting yellow toenails of not-rich-or-famous ladies that frequent the Small Town Strip Mall.
I smell an Emmy! And it smells like corn chips.
The name of said nail salon? Bow and Scrape.
We got a sneak preview of that reality show in an Seinfeld episode Sarcasatire. One of the better ones as I do recall.
Haha, Labowner! I’d never seen it but I went to youtube and found a clip. Brilliant!! Seindfeld was so ahead of it’s time. Now…who do I send my pitch to? lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzNwduqNVpM
Okay… my captcha is a riddle.
“dts believe ______ changes the way we see.”
It’s multiple choice, but one of the choices is ‘glasses’ and another is ‘light’. They both change the way we see. Unless we’re discussing hipster glasses which have no prescription or UV lights which maybe the eye doesn’t register it so it doesn’t change how we see or is that infrared? I don’t know, I’m not sure, why is captcha making me panic!