Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Thursday January 17

Thursday January 17

“He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.”  -Muhammad Ali (January 17, 1942; age 71)

American Idol (8PM, Fox)  Hopefuls perform for the judges in Chicago.

The Cubs are excited that for one day they aren’t the most embarrassing thing in the city.

Vampire Diaries (8PM, CW)  Professor Shane reveals too much to the wrong person

“Kid, get back here with those test answers!”

Project Runway All Stars (9PM, Lifetime: Season Finale)  Three designers are given four days to complete a mini-collection.

One of them misinterprets this and makes a clothing line for midgets.

Millionaire Matchmaker (9PM, Bravo)  Steve Lobel, a Jewish hip-hop manager, wants to settle down.

Is he Jewish or is his talent Jewish?  That’s gonna make a huge difference in who he gets set up with.

Anger Management (9PM, FX; Season Premiere)  Charlie wonders if his father is developing Alzheimer’s.

Nope.  He just wants to pretend to forget who his son is.

King of the Nerds (10PM, TBS; Premiere)  Teams are picked and alliances are made.

Einstein and Darwin lead their respective alliances while Schrodinger hosts from outside, continuously wondering if the show is over.

Buckwild (10PM, MTV)  Joey is the center of attention on his birthday.

Who does he think he is?  Jesus Christ?

Archer (10PM, FX; Season Premiere)  Archer has amnesia and decides the only cure is a spa weekend.

I see he finally found Whore Island.

NBA Basketball (10:30PM ET, ESPN)  Miami Heat vs. Los Angeles Lakers

Oh, I’m sorry.  I thought that said the Clippers.  Ignore this.

Legit (10:30PM, FX; Series Premiere)  Jim Jefferies takes a close friend with advanced-stage muscular dystrophy on a debauchery-filled road trip to Las Vegas.

This surely was spawned from one of his greatest stories from “Alcoholocaust”.  I wonder if he’s continuously trashed during the scenes in his show as well.

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