Thursday January 31st
“Life is not a spectator sport. If you’re going to spend your whole life in the grandstand just watching what goes on, in my opinion you’re wasting your life.” - Jackie Robinson (January 31, 1919 - October 24, 1972)
American Idol (8PM, FOX) Oklahoma City Auditions
They were holding the auditions in Seattle, but they moved them at the last second.
The Vampire Diaries (8PM, CW) Bonnie receives an unexpected visit and has a frightening run-in.
Damn, my money was on a frightening visit and an unexpected run-in.
30 Rock (8PM, NBC; Series Finale) As Jack takes stock of his life, Liz struggles with her new role as a stay-at-home mother.
You would think managing Jenna and Tracy would be enough practice for raising kids.
The Big Bang Theory (8PM, CBS) Raj and Howard buy expensive action figures of themselves.
As long as they don’t buy expensive sex dolls of each other.
Glee (9PM, FOX) The glee club arranges a calendar shoot to raise money.
Only on television could a glee club put together a calendar and raise money.
Project Runway (9PM, Lifetime) The designers are tasked with creating server uniforms and ball-boy outfits for SPiN Ping Pong Social Clubs around the country.
Do the ball boys slide across the table when the ping pong ball fails to clear the net?
Do No Harm (10PM, NBC; Series Premiere) Renowned neurosurgeon Dr. Jason Cole fights to control his vengeful alternate personality, Ian Price
George Carlin has a joke that somewhere in the world is the world’s worst doctor and the scariest part is that someone has an appointment with them tomorrow. Fortunately for Dr Jason Cole/Ian Price, Grey’s Anatomy exists.
Suits (10PM, USA) Harvey goes head-to-head against Rachel’s father on a gender discrimination case.
“All this guy wants is to work as a Hooters waitress.”
“You mean waiter?”
Buckwild (10PM, MTV) Shain plans to become a millionaire.
Shit, why didn’t I think of that?
Archer (10PM, FX) Archer’s fear of cyborgs hits home when Krieger offers to make robotic legs for Gillette.
How are they going to incorporate that into a razor? Or are the Patriots just in the market for a field goal kicker?
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