“On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin’ out, and you ain’t even bothered to look.” - Gary Oldman (March 21, 1958; age 55)
NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament (All Day O’Clock, CBS, TNT, TBS, TruTV) Teams compete for a national title.
I’m breaking out my new strategy this year. Meet the 64-sided die.
Community (8PM, NBC) Abed starts a fraternity.
The Greek alphabet doesn’t really have a “c”, otherwise I’d go with Cool Cool Cool for the name. I guess you can use kappa seeing as the cigarette company and Mr. Aid don’t have a problem with that spelling.
Wife Swap (8PM, ABC; Season Premiere) Episode Title: Kuncaitis/Zdazinsky
Are they both mail order brides?
The Vampire Diaries (8PM, CW) Realizing that Elena needs time away, Damon takes her to New York.
Mayor Bloomberg should stop focusing on giant sodas and keep these vampires out of New York. I’m not trying to live out I Am Legend.
Glee (9PM, FOX) The glee club performs songs that they are embarrassed to admit to liking.
So every song sung by the cast of Glee?
Project Runway (9PM, Lifetime) The designers must create spring looks worthy of appearing in the windows of Lord & Taylor.
Keep in mind, there is not a lot of room in those windows.
Scandal (10PM, ABC) Olivia and Jake continue to flirt.
Archer (10PM, FX) Archer and Lana extract an agent from Morocco
Which language will Archer patronize someone tonight in? Muy malo, Lupe.
Comic Book Men (10PM, AMC) Walt buys a signed issue of Creepy.
I love Walt Flanagan and all, but if I were going to try and catch a pedophile, I would release a comic book called Creepy.
Legit (10:30PM, FX) Jim hits on an attractive nurse.
By the way this show has been going, I assume he fucks her.
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