Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Thursday November 15

Thursday November 15

“Oh Yeah!” -Randy Savage (November 15, 1952 – May 20, 2011)

The X Factor (8PM, FOX)  Contestants face elimination; Taylor Swift performs.

Taylor Swift faced elimination from her ex-boyfriend and now has a new song to sing.

The Big Bang Theory (8PM, CBS)  Raj and Howard try to figure out why Sheldon disappears at 2:45 every afternoon

He’s taking a shit, guys.  Filled with OCD and Asperger’s tendencies I’m sure, but no cause for concern.

Vampire Diaries (8PM, CW)  When terrifying hallucinations leave Elena confused and shaken, she makes a dangerous mistake.

Vampires should never take mushrooms when sunrise is near.

30 Rock (8PM, NBC)  When Tracy portrays Jack as a villian in a movie, Jack and Tracy engage in a battle of wits

If it weren’t for my horse…

Glee (9PM, FOX)  Rachel and Kurt visit Lima

I hope it’s not a surprise visit.  They’d probably be the last two I’d want to show up on my doorstep unannounced.

Project Runway All Stars (9PM, Lifetime)  The designers must draw inspiration from images sent to them by the readers of “USA Today”.

I think that says more about the readers of “USA Today” than anything else.

 Parks and Recreation (9:30PM, NBC)  Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills

Problem is he keeps murdering people to create new practice scenes.

Jersey Shore (10PM, MTV)  Jenni plans a shower for Snooki

She was getting a little smelly…maybe a lot.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (10PM, FX)  The gang rallies around Charlie’s mom as she battles cancer

Let’s put the over/under on Lance Armstrong jokes at 5.5.

The League (10:30PM, FX)  Taco tries to sell knockoff merchandise and has a run in with Chicago great Jim McMahon

Don’t worry, Taco.  Those crippling headaches from years of concussions should kick in long enough for you to escape.

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